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I haven't updated in ages but here. Have a Bert/Quinn drabble...(and YES IM WORKING ON YOURS LIZA-PANTS!)
A piercing scream almost as high and loud as Bert’s own wakes him up. A moment later the bed bounces and Bert raises his head, rubbing a hand over his face. “What the fuck is your problem? Why are you screaming like a girl?”
“I did not scream like a girl…” Quinn toes him in the side not taking his eyes off the floor lest the speck move.
Bert yawns, “right. You just have a gaping open cunt from my huge dick.” As he sits up his eyes fall on the small black spider sitting motionless on the bedroom floor. Not another fucking spider. “Are you fucking serious?”
“Just. Kill. It.” Quinn grits out between clenched teeth.
Rolling his eyes, Bert clambers out of bed and squats down, eyeing the spider. It scuttles to the side and Quinn makes a distressed noise from his vantage point of the bed. Bert smacks the ground lightening fast and squashes the spider, then he lifts his hand to look at the black mess on his palm critically. Bert drags his tongue over his palm and swallows the spider remains while Quinn squeaks.
“What the fuck? Did you just…you just fucking ate that spider!” Quinn is pale with wide horrified eyes.
“It won’t hurt you anymore, I promise. It’s dead.” Bert stands again and crawls onto the foot of the bed, eyeing the other boy. “Quinnikins…” he purrs.
Quinn scrambles backwards over the tangle of sheets and pillows until he’s against the wall. “Fuck no! You fucking bleach your mouth out first!”
Bert just laughs and launches himself onto Quinn managing to mash his mouth to Quinn’s and his tongue down Quinn’s throat, while Quinn gags and punches Bert in the kidneys. Bert rolls off wheezing and laughing, clutching his side, while Quinn leans over the bed and dry heaves into his garbage can.
The End.
A piercing scream almost as high and loud as Bert’s own wakes him up. A moment later the bed bounces and Bert raises his head, rubbing a hand over his face. “What the fuck is your problem? Why are you screaming like a girl?”
“I did not scream like a girl…” Quinn toes him in the side not taking his eyes off the floor lest the speck move.
Bert yawns, “right. You just have a gaping open cunt from my huge dick.” As he sits up his eyes fall on the small black spider sitting motionless on the bedroom floor. Not another fucking spider. “Are you fucking serious?”
“Just. Kill. It.” Quinn grits out between clenched teeth.
Rolling his eyes, Bert clambers out of bed and squats down, eyeing the spider. It scuttles to the side and Quinn makes a distressed noise from his vantage point of the bed. Bert smacks the ground lightening fast and squashes the spider, then he lifts his hand to look at the black mess on his palm critically. Bert drags his tongue over his palm and swallows the spider remains while Quinn squeaks.
“What the fuck? Did you just…you just fucking ate that spider!” Quinn is pale with wide horrified eyes.
“It won’t hurt you anymore, I promise. It’s dead.” Bert stands again and crawls onto the foot of the bed, eyeing the other boy. “Quinnikins…” he purrs.
Quinn scrambles backwards over the tangle of sheets and pillows until he’s against the wall. “Fuck no! You fucking bleach your mouth out first!”
Bert just laughs and launches himself onto Quinn managing to mash his mouth to Quinn’s and his tongue down Quinn’s throat, while Quinn gags and punches Bert in the kidneys. Bert rolls off wheezing and laughing, clutching his side, while Quinn leans over the bed and dry heaves into his garbage can.
The End.