And here he is, the star of our show, direct from the bar...
1. All of my scars are from animals or cooking.
2. If given the slightest opportunity to procrastinate, I'll put things off as long as possible. But I won't purposely leave things undone for other people to do later.
3. As a child I was obsessed with the numbers 2, 4, 5, and 8. Even these days I catch myself tapping, blinking or mouse clicking, absent-mindedly trying to make my actions meet a certain value.
4. I can watch Ghostbusters dozens of times and each time I'll be surprised at how much I love it. FLCL works in a similar way, to a lesser extent.
5. I have an irrational fear of knives. Being a cook for a couple years helped deal with that.
6. On a scale from "Easy" to "Hard To Get" I apparently rank "chickenshit."
7. I consider myself a hi-fi-polyphonic megasexual.
8. One of the 3 best presents I've ever received is the ukelele that I'm currently trying to teach myself to play.
9. I have almost no idea what I look like at any given time. I've memorized my hair color, eye color, number of digits , eyes and ears. But beyond that I really have trouble picturing me.
10. My mom says I'm quite a catch.
11. I didn't start drinking until I was 23 and have never used recreational drugs.
12. Will and Cleo once brought me a toy ankylosaur for my birthday, having no idea that those are my favorite dinosaurs.
13. There is no place I would rather be than the sea.
14. If you're reading this, there's a good chance that I love you.
15. Sublime is my favorite band of all time, even though I almost never listen to them any more.
16. I can sleep anywhere. In bed, on the floor, sitting in a chair, on a roof, standing in the shower, while playing video games, at a concert...anywhere.
17. I usually dream in a 3rd person view.
18. Measurements (especially of time) have an absolute value. A second is a second and no one can change it's duration. Do not try to convince me otherwise. I will fight you.
19. It's not how I dress that makes me look like a hobo, it's the way I move.
20. My family once had 17 cats (including 4 newborn kittens) all living inside at once. All of our pets are inside only.
21. I've been playing video games since I got an Atari 2600 for my birthday in 1984. I've probably spent enough money on games, systems, and peripherals to buy a house. There should be an achievement for that.
22. I've never shoplifted anything. As a mass consumer, I hate the idea of people just taking things that I work to be able to buy.
23. For almost 6 years I've wanted more tattoos. I still haven't started saving for it.
24. I specialize in Poor Italian, Southern Comfort Food, and Leftover Cuisine.
25. I wish I could purr.
2. If given the slightest opportunity to procrastinate, I'll put things off as long as possible. But I won't purposely leave things undone for other people to do later.
3. As a child I was obsessed with the numbers 2, 4, 5, and 8. Even these days I catch myself tapping, blinking or mouse clicking, absent-mindedly trying to make my actions meet a certain value.
4. I can watch Ghostbusters dozens of times and each time I'll be surprised at how much I love it. FLCL works in a similar way, to a lesser extent.
5. I have an irrational fear of knives. Being a cook for a couple years helped deal with that.
6. On a scale from "Easy" to "Hard To Get" I apparently rank "chickenshit."
7. I consider myself a hi-fi-polyphonic megasexual.
8. One of the 3 best presents I've ever received is the ukelele that I'm currently trying to teach myself to play.
9. I have almost no idea what I look like at any given time. I've memorized my hair color, eye color, number of digits , eyes and ears. But beyond that I really have trouble picturing me.
10. My mom says I'm quite a catch.
11. I didn't start drinking until I was 23 and have never used recreational drugs.
12. Will and Cleo once brought me a toy ankylosaur for my birthday, having no idea that those are my favorite dinosaurs.
13. There is no place I would rather be than the sea.
14. If you're reading this, there's a good chance that I love you.
15. Sublime is my favorite band of all time, even though I almost never listen to them any more.
16. I can sleep anywhere. In bed, on the floor, sitting in a chair, on a roof, standing in the shower, while playing video games, at a concert...anywhere.
17. I usually dream in a 3rd person view.
18. Measurements (especially of time) have an absolute value. A second is a second and no one can change it's duration. Do not try to convince me otherwise. I will fight you.
19. It's not how I dress that makes me look like a hobo, it's the way I move.
20. My family once had 17 cats (including 4 newborn kittens) all living inside at once. All of our pets are inside only.
21. I've been playing video games since I got an Atari 2600 for my birthday in 1984. I've probably spent enough money on games, systems, and peripherals to buy a house. There should be an achievement for that.
22. I've never shoplifted anything. As a mass consumer, I hate the idea of people just taking things that I work to be able to buy.
23. For almost 6 years I've wanted more tattoos. I still haven't started saving for it.
24. I specialize in Poor Italian, Southern Comfort Food, and Leftover Cuisine.
25. I wish I could purr.