Evil Voice Post 17

[phd_inhorrible]

A beach event, huh?  As "fun" as that sounds, I think I'll opt out of this event.  The beach means the sun, and the sun means sunburns, and sunburns eventually lead to skin cancer.  With my skin, I wouldn't last five minuets without burning.  Plus, that stupid sand gets everywhere and I'd rather not get it in places that I didn't know I had.

So have fun to those who are crazy enough to go out in this, I'll be enjoying myself from the shade and comfort of my lab.

OOC: Anyone that wants to drag him out JUKE feel free to~