[001] [Audio, English]

[phasebitchin]

[click clatter]

--AT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

A vegetable? Really? A freaking vegetable hut?

Swear to god I'm gonna kill you bitches! All of you!

[A scream and a heavy clanging noise that might be her boot connecting with the comm.

Click.]

Comments

[pimp_hat]

Ladymon relax, joo don't gotta scream.

[Seriously you're blowing out his eardrums here.]

[phasebitchin]

[SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK just for you, Kevas baby.]

What?

Am I an inconvenience?

[More hollering!]

[pimp_hat]

[Oh that's just unpleasant.]

Don't see how dis be helpin' jah at all ladymon.

[phasebitchin]

Uh huh, screw you too, asshole. I don't see what will help me if my team won't pick up, my guns are god knows where and I can't--

[WHOA whoa privileged information on the what else she can't do. She does a U-turn.]

Gonna yell if it makes me feel better.

[pimp_hat]

Well I can tell jah right now dat dere be almost no chance dat joor team be here wid jah. Guns dough, joo can pick up at da armuhry.

[Of course if she's like everyone else here she won't be too impressed with those either.]

Ladymon I t'ink dere be a lot bettah ways to feel bettah den bustin' uddah mons' eardrums.

[phasebitchin]

Aww, but honeyyy. I just couldn't bear it if I hurt one of you.

[Saccharine sweet and in that "coochie-coochie coo" voice one uses on small children.]

So tell me where the armory is, dude.

[pimp_hat]

[Somewhere in the very back of his mind there is a voice screaming at him not to tell her where to find those weapons. Unfortunately Kevas never listens to that voice when it comes to ladymons.]

It be in da temple. Far as I be knowin' dey be free to take. Ain't no mon stopped me so far.

[phasebitchin]

[It's amazing he hasn't listened to the warning bells even after her voluminous introduction to Vertiline. Poor Kevas.

At least he won himself a brownie point by telling her where to get firepower!]

Free loot? There has got to be a catch. I don't get why we had OUR shit ransacked but there are guns around anyway.

[pimp_hat]

Aye, we fight dere war fuh dem.

[phasebitchin]

Be soooo sweet of you to tell me who dem is.

How about it?

[pimp_hat]

Da mons who brought us here ladymon. Not exactly chatty folk so I ain't be havin' names if dat be whatchu lookin' fuh.

[phasebitchin]

Names, places would be nice, but I'm beginning to realize it's a lost cause. Ugh!!

[Sharp rustling. Some poor bush got a hole kicked into it.]

Don't you jackasses know anything!?

[Oops! She forgot to pretend to be nice. Big shocker.]

[pimp_hat]

[More than you, of course Kevas is too much of a gentleman to actually say that.]

Names I can't give jah, but places? Dat be easy.

Dis be Vuhtiline. Dere be a couple of villages to da south and north of where jah be at named Ardel and Eiduh.

[phasebitchin]

[Lilith is rude enough for both of them. Kevas is such a sweet gentlemanly troll, putting up with her.]

Villages?

Villages.

What century are we even in, christ.

[...Wait a second.]

How'd you know where I am?

[Maybe the yelling about the vegetable house...]

[pimp_hat]

Da yellin' was my first clue. My second be dat every new arrival be put in one of dem pods by da temple.

[phasebitchin]

So everybody is living in mutant artichokes.

That's great. Really fantastic.