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[phasebitchin]

[The feed cuts in on her wicked giggling and Cheshire's grin. She's just had a terrible or brilliant idea.]

Guys.

Guys!

The day after tomorrow.

DEMOLITION DERBY!

Am I right!?

Mordecai, Roland, you don't got a choice.

Comments

[sprayemnslayem]

Long as I don't have to fix that shit I'm in.

[phasebitchin]

Best part about it is we get to leave the mess for crew to clean up.

Totally ballin'.

[sprayemnslayem]

No shit? Then let's give them one helluva work out.

[phasebitchin]

[Lilith does an odd... off-screen jig, wiggling and giggling on her mattress.]

We're gonna be unstoppable!

[sprayemnslayem]

[Roland smirks.]

I'm gonna be unstoppable. You two are gonna trying to peel yourselves off the wall after the first few seconds.

[phasebitchin]

[Disbelieving chortle. He wants to talk crap?

Lilith will talk crap.]

Oh, he-eh-ELL naw, that's not how it goes. Should I head up to the Bazaar, get you brats some diapers? You'll need 'em for when you shit yourselves.

[sprayemnslayem]

Don't forget to get bib for yourself. After all your going to be eating your dashboard before I'm done with ya.

[phasebitchin]

Baby. Baby, baby, baby. Remember the perks of being a siren?

I can jack YOUR ride, worst comes to worst.

[sprayemnslayem]

I'll just have to jack it back once you crash into a wall three seconds later.

[phasebitchin]

Why does everybody keep telling me I'm gonna crash?

It's because I'm a woman, right!?

[sprayemnslayem]

Nah, it's because you can't drive.

[phasebitchin]

I know how to drive a fucking car!

I just like watching you guys do air flips when I ream your asses.

[sprayemnslayem]

Guess we'll see when the time comes.

[For once it's Roland getting under Lilith's skin. Who would have thought?]

[phasebitchin]

"We'll see." Yeah, you'll see my bumper going up the ass of your vehicle.

[She can drive, damnit!]