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[20] [Audio, English] WALL OF THE FOURTH DAY

Sep 10, 2010 18:03

At least this time I know better than to look stuff up.

I never want to see skag porn again in my life.

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i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 05:14:24 UTC

... What porn?

COMMANDERSHEPARD phasebitchin September 11 2010, 05:26:30 UTC

Okay. Imagine for a second you're on an alien planet and part of the wildlife just so happens to be these... armored dog-things.

Then imagine finding porn of yourself getting humped up the ass by one of 'em.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite boat on Livejournal. i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 05:37:22 UTC

...

It probably says something to the state of my life that... it probably exists.

/names firstborn after phasebitchin September 11 2010, 05:43:54 UTC

Oh, gross.

You think you'd get a little respect after merc-ing around and killing enough mutant psychopaths, but noooo. We got tits, we're fair game. Christ.

thank you, thank you i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 06:09:59 UTC

Save the galaxy a couple times, you'd expect more, wouldn't you? ... Tits aside.

phasebitchin September 11 2010, 07:05:35 UTC

I know, right. Freaking ingrates. Put down an alien hell-bent on eating the universe and you get a bounty on your head.

What'd they do to you?

i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 07:12:38 UTC

Depends on which time you want to hear about. The mind-controlled Spectre, or the larval AI threatening all human existence.

phasebitchin September 11 2010, 07:17:43 UTC

Spectre sounds fancy. Go with that one.

i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 07:28:41 UTC

Rogue turian Spectre got in over his head with an AI bent on the destruction of all organic life in the galaxy.

We... talked him out of it. My pistol was particularly persuasive.

phasebitchin September 11 2010, 07:30:59 UTC

So you got the jump on that one. Please tell me you at least got the credit for it?

[TELL ME A STORY COMMANDER SHEPAAARD.]

i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 07:32:38 UTC

Damn right I did. Got a pay raise, parade and everything.

[ and then died. whoops. ]

phasebitchin September 11 2010, 07:40:19 UTC

A fucking parade! Who do I have to kill to get a god damn parade? Okay, whatever.

You mentioned larva. We talking maggots? Worms?

i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 19:43:41 UTC

Probably someone bent on the destruction of all organic life in the galaxy.

[ amused shep is amused. ]

That would have been nice. Try a giant humanoid construct, made out of the ground-up DNA of hundreds of thousands of humans.

phasebitchin September 12 2010, 00:15:38 UTC

[That earns a long, slow whistle.]

Daaaaaamn, girl. Hats off to you.

Kinda funny-- it was an AI that actually tricked my team into saving the universe. We probably wouldn't have done it otherwise, but the recognition still woulda been nice.

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