[17] [Audio; English] Fuck you, you, and ESPECIALLY you!!

[phasebitchin]

[Soft breathing-- what, did you expect her to snore --goes uninterrupted for the first five seconds of the transmission. An odd little noise not unlike a squirt of water erupting from an unseen locale breaks the easy rhythm, and so Lilith does snort, waking to the reality of the communicator, and its lovely warning shot.]

Ghmmnnnng... Son of a

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[dormant_beast]

Are you alright?

[phasebitchin]

I'm coughing blood, is that normal?

Yeah, I'm fiiine.

[Minus some grumbling about her poor scraped wrist, everything but her pride is intact, and even that is healing rapidly.]

[dormant_beast]

...

[She's almost concerned until she hears the mild bitching.]

You have not been...'social' enough.

late tagback is late derp derp D:

[phasebitchin]

[Sputtering. Lilith never expected Anna to tell her she isn't being social, true as it may be. How long ago is it now that she drunkenly latched onto the shifter and dragged her from wallflower to bargoer? This is a strange and nasty feeling, and not just the sense of being caught off-guard.]

Uh huh-- yeah, well-- been getting more sleep than I have been?

[... aaand hitting the liquor too hard, too often. She's a bird who needs to stretch her wings. :C

Or kill somebody who's reaaaaally asking for it.]

/snugs

[dormant_beast]

[Talk about some role reversal here. Anna's glad this isn't video, because she's beginning to smile, though eventually it does fade.]

Lilith...

Are you alright?

<3

[phasebitchin]

[Extremely discomfiting role reversal. Lilith rolls over in bed, scowling and trying to ignore the feeling of needing to burst out of her skin, take advantage of somebody or something. She'd been doing so well at keeping it under wraps.

... Not.]

Anna, what the fuck kind of merc gets babynapped onto a boat in the middle of a random-ass ocean on a random-ass planet in a random-ass universe?

I mean, hell. For all we know, this could be a pocket dimension where bounties don't stay dead and the macaroni starts to sing whenever it damn well pleases.

[Lilith bristles again, simmering. She's been keeping it in her own head. Everybody knows how great trying not to think works in the long term!]

[dormant_beast]

[...Anna's concern resurfaces.]

Ah...well, the same way others did, I assume?

[She rubs her eyes.]

Lilith, where are you, hm?

[phasebitchin]

[She groans extra loud, in case Anna couldn't tell from her complaining that Lilith is in a special state.]

My rooooooooom...

[Oh good god Anna hurry. Lilith is whining, now.]

[dormant_beast]

[...Five minutes later!

Thump.

Thumpthumpthump.

Open up, Lilith-poo GUESS WHO IS KITTIFIED TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALL BETTAH]

[phasebitchin]

[IS IT... JUST WHAT SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED!?]

Huhhhh. Gee, I wonder who that is.

[She reluctantly rolls up and out of bed, slouching to get the door for her it's-a-mystery guest. Lilith is ready to turn her away or whine some more, and then the blasted girl turns out to be in her cat shape. And cuddly, and adorable, for a dangerous predator. Her eyebrows lower.]

You learned how to play dirty.

[dormant_beast]

[Anna? Play dirty? Whatever do you mean? Besides, if she learned it, it came from you, Lilith.

She bumps her big head against her buddy's hand. Lemme in and peeeeeet me.]

[phasebitchin]

[Lilith would be proud if she wasn't trying hard to be frowny and disapproving.

She relents after a second's pause to scowl at her damned adorable fuzzy head, stepping away to allow room and closing the door after her. Lilith drops to her knees and forgets that Anna's not meant to be her larger-than-life stuffed teddy bear, curling her fingers through her neck fur. She exhales tiredly through her nose.]

[dormant_beast]

[You know you can't stay mad at the kitty face with those big amber eyes :3

Anna bumps her again when Lilith drops. She doesn't mind if Lilith uses her as her personal teddy bear. Leaning into the touch, Anna starts to purr. You feel better yet?]

[phasebitchin]

Big cats like you are rare as all get-out, where I came from. Ain't nobody getting tigers past Intergalactic Customs and Immigration. Ha.

[Lilith pretends that Anna can be talked at like this as if she won't remember the conversation later. Just rambling thoughtlessly, with less airs put on than usual, is relaxing. Almost as relaxing as the spa which she would make a visit to later.

She doesn't forget to scratch affectionately underneath the fuzzy chin in front of her.]

God damn, kitty, you are gorgeous.

[dormant_beast]

[Anna's alt form is rare? That's kind of nice. She wiggles a little, bumping Lilith as she talks. It's nice to listen to her friend like this, more relaxed than usual.

If Lilith can be relaxed, that is.

Purring loudly, she presses her head into that scratch, head tilted up. Aaaaaaaah.]

[phasebitchin]

[If Anna wants to see her relaxed, she should get her really, really drunk. They could talk of interesting subjects that would normally stay nice and locked away where it can't turn around and bite Lilith on the bum.

At the moment she's smirking at the typical "happy cat" reflex her attentions are getting. She doesn't seem much different on the inside than your typical domesticated kitten, to be honest...]

Yep. I'd take you home with me, girl.