Jun 05, 2010 01:33
[The feed clicks on, and she's reclining in bed, without a scratch and looking incredibly relaxed for someone who woke up on the wrong side of the mattress. Casual wear for Lilith is a stretchy-strapless tank and gray jeans; no boots on the bed. Enjoy her red-striped socks.]
So, like.
There's this guy walking around? The jackass who was all GODRIC, GODRIIIC?
He's some kind of nerdy vampire. Reaaal ornery. Doesn't got much of a bite, but I figured I should warn you guys. 'Cause I love you all so much and everything.
[She rolls her eyes up to the ceiling, humming an unidentifiable marching tune.]
And yeah. Li'l babyfang, come get some. You only have to ask and I'll finish making you into kindling. Stupid fucking vamp...
eric is gorky,
baiting the supernatural,
premeditating agony,
vampires are so last year,
condescension ahoy,
caged bird screams