Peanut Butter is the Opposite of Jelly
Friday I went back to Ferris for the very first time since my father tried to kill me. What started out as a trip just to get things straightend out with my apartment, school and to pick up some applications turned into a much needed good time.
(How is that for an opening paragraph, I think I have the reader hooked.)
The day started out just like every other day for me lately over the last month, ever since "the incident." But, as soon as I struggled out of bed at 11:30 and ambled into the shower, I knew that this day would be different from the rest. (okay, enuff of the fancy schmancy writing.) I got in the shower and didn't really notice anything different until I was just about ready to get out when I noticed that the water had a very disturbing smell of rubber with a hint of sulfur, later on I found out that nobody else took a shower that morning due to the smell and forgot to inform me about it. Just after i smelled the stench and before I was to get out, the doorbell rings so i rush outta the bathroom dripping with water, only wearing a towel to be greeted by a friend who wants to go spearing,(thats fishing, with a pitchfork, kinda) I decline and he just keeps hanging around, me in my towel and him in his fishing stuff. We arent even talking, we are just kinda looking at the TV not doing anything, so i just say hold on and i'll finsih up in the bathroom and get dressed. Then i go back out and we talk for like 30 seconds and he leaves. I always have had a little voice in the back of my head warning me about his sometimes obvious homosexual tendencies, this experience has given that voice a louder tone.
Next, Bobbi shows up and we head for Big Rapids to do what i have stated above, We stop at Meijers and "THE WALMARTS" for applications and forget to go to the wallgreens, then we stop by my apartment and nobodies home, so we eat at applebees (dont get the new pizza appetizer, they brought it out like 30 seconds before out meal, and its not that good.) has anybody else noticed that applebees isn't as good as its supposed to be?? after applebees we go back to my apartment and all my roomates are there and our water heater decided to overflow and leak out a good sized amout of water on the floor in the bathroom and the hallway out side of the bathroom sometime after we were their earlier. (what is up with me and water today, schees.)
We stay their for awhile and all my roomates say they are having a party tonight so we should stay, we don't and go to visit bobbi's dad because he isn't home very often because he is a truck driver. A decent time was had their. We leave her dads house at 10:30 and call my roomates to see how the party is going, they say they just started so we start the hour trip back to big rapids for the second time today. On the way i buy a 12 pack of bud light for the first time in my life!!! (legally) We get their and start drinking and playing the game that i have, its called "catch-phrase" it is a good game without drinking but it is spectatular when you play it with a bunch of drunk friends. I highly recommend it. During the course of the game i had to get my teammates to say Jelly, so i say "whats the opposite of peanut butter." and they got it in nanoseconds. That really isnt that funny now, but we all laughed really hard at it then because thats what drunk people do. The guys beat the girls like 8 games to 3. It was great, great times. THe best part of the night is when the water heater boiled over again and a friend of mine went to turn off the valve to it because hot steam was shooting out the top and the steam somehow went shooting all over the place,it completely soaked his sock which kept that nice hot steam stuck right next to his skin when the sock soaked it up, ive never heard a guy sound more like a girl in my life. I pretty much just wrote this for my benefit so that i can read it years down the road and be all like, ahhhhh, those were the days. I think i might be the new record holder for longest live journal entry in history, and it could of been much much longer. Also, when your drunk, remember, baboon and bamboo are easily confused.
(How is that for an opening paragraph, I think I have the reader hooked.)
The day started out just like every other day for me lately over the last month, ever since "the incident." But, as soon as I struggled out of bed at 11:30 and ambled into the shower, I knew that this day would be different from the rest. (okay, enuff of the fancy schmancy writing.) I got in the shower and didn't really notice anything different until I was just about ready to get out when I noticed that the water had a very disturbing smell of rubber with a hint of sulfur, later on I found out that nobody else took a shower that morning due to the smell and forgot to inform me about it. Just after i smelled the stench and before I was to get out, the doorbell rings so i rush outta the bathroom dripping with water, only wearing a towel to be greeted by a friend who wants to go spearing,(thats fishing, with a pitchfork, kinda) I decline and he just keeps hanging around, me in my towel and him in his fishing stuff. We arent even talking, we are just kinda looking at the TV not doing anything, so i just say hold on and i'll finsih up in the bathroom and get dressed. Then i go back out and we talk for like 30 seconds and he leaves. I always have had a little voice in the back of my head warning me about his sometimes obvious homosexual tendencies, this experience has given that voice a louder tone.
Next, Bobbi shows up and we head for Big Rapids to do what i have stated above, We stop at Meijers and "THE WALMARTS" for applications and forget to go to the wallgreens, then we stop by my apartment and nobodies home, so we eat at applebees (dont get the new pizza appetizer, they brought it out like 30 seconds before out meal, and its not that good.) has anybody else noticed that applebees isn't as good as its supposed to be?? after applebees we go back to my apartment and all my roomates are there and our water heater decided to overflow and leak out a good sized amout of water on the floor in the bathroom and the hallway out side of the bathroom sometime after we were their earlier. (what is up with me and water today, schees.)
We stay their for awhile and all my roomates say they are having a party tonight so we should stay, we don't and go to visit bobbi's dad because he isn't home very often because he is a truck driver. A decent time was had their. We leave her dads house at 10:30 and call my roomates to see how the party is going, they say they just started so we start the hour trip back to big rapids for the second time today. On the way i buy a 12 pack of bud light for the first time in my life!!! (legally) We get their and start drinking and playing the game that i have, its called "catch-phrase" it is a good game without drinking but it is spectatular when you play it with a bunch of drunk friends. I highly recommend it. During the course of the game i had to get my teammates to say Jelly, so i say "whats the opposite of peanut butter." and they got it in nanoseconds. That really isnt that funny now, but we all laughed really hard at it then because thats what drunk people do. The guys beat the girls like 8 games to 3. It was great, great times. THe best part of the night is when the water heater boiled over again and a friend of mine went to turn off the valve to it because hot steam was shooting out the top and the steam somehow went shooting all over the place,it completely soaked his sock which kept that nice hot steam stuck right next to his skin when the sock soaked it up, ive never heard a guy sound more like a girl in my life. I pretty much just wrote this for my benefit so that i can read it years down the road and be all like, ahhhhh, those were the days. I think i might be the new record holder for longest live journal entry in history, and it could of been much much longer. Also, when your drunk, remember, baboon and bamboo are easily confused.