Guess what! - Im gonna be a chiropractor?
HUH?, did Jeremy just say that?? HAHAHHhahhahhheeeeeeeeeeMUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhhhhahahheeeee....he.
yeah, that was evil laughter
and yes, it would be more appropriate to switch the punctuation in the title, but i like that way better.
okay, heres the deal.
I was getting kinda worried because i hear other people talking about all these interviews they are getting to go to dental schools, i also know more who are in the same boat as me.
so, i start figuring im gonna be at ferris for another year, so i gotta find a place to live. well, all my friends are graduating at end of this semester, so i have no frineds to live with, the place we live now kinda sucks (to heat 5 dinky rooms it cost us 210 dollas heating last month.) so i wonder about dorms, find out that they cost over 3 grand a semester, so that was out ta da question. but, all the places to rent are over 400 bucks a month and that aint cheap either. (i could afford it, but id have to work like everyweekend plus one day during week, not really likely to help me get good grades to get into dental school, so would kinda defeat the whole purpose of going again anyhow.)
cant live with people i currently live with because one grads this summer, other grads at xmas time next year, apartments dont wanna rent to people who are only gonna be their half time, thats hlaf less moeny for them, so i dont blame them. so i could live with bobbi and me, and maybe super boring roomate bill, not a bad guy, just all he does is sit on computer.
so i was feeling kinda stuck.
so i was like, hmmm...what else can i do.....join miitary...nahh, thats like a last resort thing....just keep trying over and over again....nahh, all problem listed above.....try to get into optometry school.....i could i guess, cept that eyes freak me out and i dont wanna be one of those...i could just get a job somwhere and start working....nahh, that just means that i wasted the last 5 years of my life....i could be a podiatrist...but that soudns nasty, although its easy to get into and the school is in cleveland...nahhh, well, maybe...wait a sec, before i decided to be a dentist i was gonna look into being a chiropractor, i never looked into it because ferris doenst have any chiropractor progaram ot anything, so i decieded on dentist...well, sounds good, so i looked into it.........and.......OH MY GOD IT IS SO FREAKING REDICULOUSLY EASY....R U KIDDING ME??? IS THIS A SCAM...what the heck...whats the catch? hmmm.....how much does a chiropractor make?? ( a few clicks later and boom, found a couple web sites to confirm that they make goood money 50% make between 67,000 and 102,000 in michigan. thats the 17 percentile to the 67 percentile. soudns really good to me! ok, so all i gotta do is fill out this 5 minutes application, give em 55 bucks and two people to fill out a questionair about myself and then send them my transcripts????? what the heck?? no super long hard crasy azz test? cool!
ok, this is getting too long, so im gonna wrap it up....so i click around some more and find that in a class of 150 people that 97 of them had a gpa between 2.5 and 3. my gpa is 3.5, so they suck, being a chiropractr is for stupid people! SUPER COOL! so i should really easily get in, no prob, they dont even have a deadline to turn in my application, its like laid back dr. school. its awsome. Im kinda worried that i dont even care about being a dentist anymore, which i think is really really weird of me. by the way, the school im gonna go to is 15 miles outside of chicago. now if i get into a dental school thats gonna be a tuff decision, and i already took a bunch of classes that are required for chrio school so i could prolly get outta taking those again, plus chiro school is only 425 dollars a credit hour, at ferris its like 300, so thats not much more, i think dental school is damn near like 1,000 a credit hour, so well see what happens.
yeah, that was evil laughter
and yes, it would be more appropriate to switch the punctuation in the title, but i like that way better.
okay, heres the deal.
I was getting kinda worried because i hear other people talking about all these interviews they are getting to go to dental schools, i also know more who are in the same boat as me.
so, i start figuring im gonna be at ferris for another year, so i gotta find a place to live. well, all my friends are graduating at end of this semester, so i have no frineds to live with, the place we live now kinda sucks (to heat 5 dinky rooms it cost us 210 dollas heating last month.) so i wonder about dorms, find out that they cost over 3 grand a semester, so that was out ta da question. but, all the places to rent are over 400 bucks a month and that aint cheap either. (i could afford it, but id have to work like everyweekend plus one day during week, not really likely to help me get good grades to get into dental school, so would kinda defeat the whole purpose of going again anyhow.)
cant live with people i currently live with because one grads this summer, other grads at xmas time next year, apartments dont wanna rent to people who are only gonna be their half time, thats hlaf less moeny for them, so i dont blame them. so i could live with bobbi and me, and maybe super boring roomate bill, not a bad guy, just all he does is sit on computer.
so i was feeling kinda stuck.
so i was like, hmmm...what else can i do.....join miitary...nahh, thats like a last resort thing....just keep trying over and over again....nahh, all problem listed above.....try to get into optometry school.....i could i guess, cept that eyes freak me out and i dont wanna be one of those...i could just get a job somwhere and start working....nahh, that just means that i wasted the last 5 years of my life....i could be a podiatrist...but that soudns nasty, although its easy to get into and the school is in cleveland...nahhh, well, maybe...wait a sec, before i decided to be a dentist i was gonna look into being a chiropractor, i never looked into it because ferris doenst have any chiropractor progaram ot anything, so i decieded on dentist...well, sounds good, so i looked into it.........and.......OH MY GOD IT IS SO FREAKING REDICULOUSLY EASY....R U KIDDING ME??? IS THIS A SCAM...what the heck...whats the catch? hmmm.....how much does a chiropractor make?? ( a few clicks later and boom, found a couple web sites to confirm that they make goood money 50% make between 67,000 and 102,000 in michigan. thats the 17 percentile to the 67 percentile. soudns really good to me! ok, so all i gotta do is fill out this 5 minutes application, give em 55 bucks and two people to fill out a questionair about myself and then send them my transcripts????? what the heck?? no super long hard crasy azz test? cool!
ok, this is getting too long, so im gonna wrap it up....so i click around some more and find that in a class of 150 people that 97 of them had a gpa between 2.5 and 3. my gpa is 3.5, so they suck, being a chiropractr is for stupid people! SUPER COOL! so i should really easily get in, no prob, they dont even have a deadline to turn in my application, its like laid back dr. school. its awsome. Im kinda worried that i dont even care about being a dentist anymore, which i think is really really weird of me. by the way, the school im gonna go to is 15 miles outside of chicago. now if i get into a dental school thats gonna be a tuff decision, and i already took a bunch of classes that are required for chrio school so i could prolly get outta taking those again, plus chiro school is only 425 dollars a credit hour, at ferris its like 300, so thats not much more, i think dental school is damn near like 1,000 a credit hour, so well see what happens.