The two things I could use right now, but don't feel like spending money for: WD-40 and a Rubber Mallet. That is all. :-P
And I guess for those yet to see them, hilarious videos courtesy of some inventive fans, and the new album of Ugly Duckling.
"The Drive-Thru" "Left Behind" (animated)
"Smack" "Little Samba" (real music videos)