Mar 29, 2005 20:24
so tonight i was introduced to one of the funniest things of life. www.sprintrelayonline.com !!!! its for deaf people, they type in a message and the operator calls the person you want to talk to and relays the message to them and you can have a conversation. we amused ourselves in cait and aggie's room for like half an hour typing dirty things in and hearing them come out of the speakerphone of aislynn's phone! the best was when the operator actually got into what we were typing.... ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! so of course i had to tell someone about this amazing phenomenon!
so i get home and im talkin to my buddie jimmie online, PERFECT CANDIDATE! i call him once and he's baffled, then gets into it and let me know what message i'd have to call him with next:
so i had sex with a seabass tonight, and the gills flapped and flapped and flapped until i went deep inside and then i think it died....
but
just when i thought it ws dead, it came back alive, and and i had a marathon session for another hour, just teeing off on this bass like it was my daddy's old blow up doll
I LOVE YOU JIMMIE ALLINDER YOU MAKE MY DAY!