parts of me are worth money

Jun 03, 2006 11:32

So yesterday I began selling parts of my body for money. Apparently a liter of blood plasma is worth between 25 and 40 dollars. Either way I can afford to buy more booze with that. Ironically enough after I donate I can't drink for 24 hours (trust me I tried).
I had this nightmare that I lived in a highrise building and it was on fire (like the towering inferno) any way we all got out safely but then the firemen and all my friends (there was a party going on at the time of the fire) were like : "We have to rescue all that alcohol" so me and some of the firemen ran back up and were throwing it out the windows to people below. then after it was all over john wayne shook my hand and told me that I had man hands.
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