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[pharaohking]

I am ssoooo not digging this flowery business. Flowers are, y'know, pretty 'n all, but there's such a thing as way too many flowers. And this is way too many flowers.

OI, BITCHIGO. (he is, in fact, raising his voice. sorry.)

{filtered to Hisagi}
So you want that picture or what?

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[daddys_bear]

Bitchigo?

[pharaohking]

Yeah, your kid.

[daddys_bear]

Has he really been that bad recently? I haven't really got a chance to see him as much as I want to, so...

[pharaohking]

Nah, not really. He's actually been pretty good.

[daddys_bear]

Ah, well, then that's good! I was worried he might have done something, like knocking up a girl without knowing!

[pharaohking]

It's a nickname I gave him a few months ago, so it stuck, is all.

And I'm pretty sure hell'd freeze over before Ichigo ever hooked up with a girl, let alone knocked her up.

[daddys_bear]

But he's my only son! I need someone to continue the family line!

[pharaohking]

Then you're outta luck there, old man.

[daddys_bear]

I'm sure if I hope hard enough, something might happen!

[pharaohking]

Don't hope too hard. It ain't ever gonna happen, Pops.

I think somewhere he's imagining the possibilities of Shinji/Ichigo.

[daddys_bear]

Ah, you may never know!

oh dear god, I hope you don't mean mpreg

[pharaohking]

I'll believe it can happen when I see it.

...no, not that.

[daddys_bear]

We'll be eagerly awaiting for the day then!

comment not here but ISSHIN YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND SHOULD NOT IMAGINE THINGS LIKE THAT

[flight_15]

[DAD. WHY.]

HE WOULDN'T BE YOUR FATHER OTHERWISE, YOU KNOW.

[daddys_bear]

[BECAUSE WHY NOT.]