Oct 10, 2009 22:03
[his voice sounds a little distant and there's some noise in the background]
I hope you're all listenin' t'this, 'cause it's important.
I don't gotta tell you we just got hit, so instead I'll tell ya this: we're gonna be firing back at the Victoria II. There'll prolly be more shots comin' our way, so hold on until we get real close, a'ight? And if anything happens, the infirmary just got the hell rocked out o' it, so if you've got a splinter, don't go cryin' for a Band-Aid.
Uh, and in case y'haven't noticed, we're mostly made o' wood. So that side that just got slammed with cannonballs? Yeah, I'd stay away from that side o' the ship if you don't wanna get a hole blown through ya.
ready set fireeee,
just doin' my job,
we got better cannons lols,
oh you bitches