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[pharaohking]

Maaaaan, I've been so out of the loop. And now I turn around and all of a sudden we got two new Quartermasters? Jeez. Musta happened when I wasn't paying attention.

Any other new members of the crew that appeared outta nowhere?

Comments

[shockcharm]

I wouldn't call it out of nowhere.

[electro_phoenix]

Who the fuck are you?

[shockcharm]

Well aren't you a charmer?

The name's Larxene.

[electro_phoenix]

Only charming if it benefits me, yo.

Lar-sheen? You know that Marlushy guy?

[shockcharm]

It's Larxene. Lark-seen. Hard x.

And yeah, I know Marlushy.

[electro_phoenix]

Oh. Whatever. Name's Reno.

How the hell do you pronounce his name?

[shockcharm]

Oh, that doesn't matter. Just call him Marly. It's a lot easier.

[electro_phoenix]

Will it get me killed?

[shockcharm]

I doubt it. Killing people is so bad for your reputation, after all.

[electro_phoenix]

Maimed? Jinxed? I've been on this ship too long not to be careful.

[shockcharm]

He might hit you in the face with his magical flower petals? Very menacing, I'm sure you'll agree.

[electro_phoenix]

...Flower petals?

[shockcharm]

Of course. Pink ones, to match his hair.

[electro_phoenix]

...He has pink hair? Seriously?

[shockcharm]

Seriously.

It might not be natural, though. I've never been able to check.

[electro_phoenix]

*if she's anywhere near his cabin, she'll hear loud laughter and coughing*

And I thought my hair was unnatural.