I really AM that full of myself.
Anyway, I got memed (By choice) by the lovely
lilhowlet. She gave me France to celebrate my new desktop.
...Wait. FRANCE?! Dammit! I hate that stupid perverted wine-freak! NO I DON'T CARE THAT I AM FRENCH. HE'S A PERVERT AND A BASTARD AND HE HAS THAT STUPID DOUCHEY FACIAL HAIR AND I JUST WANT HIM TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A BUS! *Beats France with a pipe* YOU BASTARD! BASTARDBASTARDBASTARD! I HATE YOU!!!!
Hmph. I guess now I have to do it. Well, on with the show then. *Grumblegrumble* (To be truthful, I actually did only have a very small pool to choose from. XD)
1. choose a picture of the funniest face on your person.
Tch. You mean the one he has isn't funny enough already? Oh, very well, then.
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とみ子*Smirk* Well done, gentlemen. Well done.
2. choose a picture of your person eating.
Drawn exclusively for me by May Day.
This might not exactly count, but I was whining about this one to May Day, so he drew me this and dammit! I'm gonna use it!
3. choose a picture of your person with an animal.
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カラシBest I was willing to could do.
4. choose a picture of your person with a member of the opposite sex.
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もこみち...What do you mean Female!Germany doesn't count?! Pssh. Fine, I'll take her. *Molests Female!Germany* Prost, Honig.
Here, take this one instead.
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ワイコ@萌が多すぎて頭ぱーんっThere there, Seychelles. I feel the same.
5. choose a picture where you would have sex with this person.
OH COME ON. This would NEVER happen. There is no way in hell I could ever fall for that stupid, contemptuous, perverted wine-fre--
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黒衛門...Mon dieu. Well, okay maybe if he sha--
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みのむち子...Sorry, were we talki--
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トモえキコ...Okay okay, he isn't THAT ba--
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くおんALRIGHT ALRIGHT YOU PROVED YOUR DAMN POINT.
6. choose a picture of your favorite outfit on this person.
I'm a uniform whore. But for him?
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ところがどすこいGimme the classics, baby.
7. choose a picture of your person smiling.
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SCARLET*Hides little smile*
8. choose a picture of your person half/naked.
Aa, in his natural state.
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daroHow's that. *Smug*
9. choose a picture of your person doing an outdoor activity.
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鳥@潰されたその後Well, he's outside, anyway.
10. choose your favorite picture of this person.
Hmmm... *Specifically avoids choosing desktop*
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+LC斐爾+◎原稿中Lovely.
*Le sigh* Alright, you big pervert. You win. Let's go dancing. Toutefois je préfère encore l'Allemagne, la Prusse, l'Autriche et l'Amérique.