Fan-boy!Harry
Title: Fan-boy!Harry
Author: Phantomtale
Rating: PG
Summary: Just a random post-war celebration bunny that leap out from nowhere and bit me on the bum!
Word Count: 100
Declaimer: Not my boys.
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Harry watches Malfoy with a hopeful expression.
'So, where are all the adoring multitudes, Potter?'
'Getting pissed, I suppose.'
‘Disgraceful. They should be here licking your shins or at lest offering you post-war sex. If you can’t get fan-girl-sweet-loving, there’s no hope for the rest of those feckless morons you associate with. They’re just sidekicks. Sidekicks never get the fan-girls, everyone knows that.’
Harry grins. 'What about you?'
‘I’m a Malfoy - sex is freely available to my kind.’
‘Fan-girl-sweet-loving?’
‘Fan-boy,’ Draco corrects.
Harry leans forward and whispers, ‘I’m a bit of a fan-boy, myself,’ in Malfoy's ear.
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Author: Phantomtale
Rating: PG
Summary: Just a random post-war celebration bunny that leap out from nowhere and bit me on the bum!
Word Count: 100
Declaimer: Not my boys.
~
Harry watches Malfoy with a hopeful expression.
'So, where are all the adoring multitudes, Potter?'
'Getting pissed, I suppose.'
‘Disgraceful. They should be here licking your shins or at lest offering you post-war sex. If you can’t get fan-girl-sweet-loving, there’s no hope for the rest of those feckless morons you associate with. They’re just sidekicks. Sidekicks never get the fan-girls, everyone knows that.’
Harry grins. 'What about you?'
‘I’m a Malfoy - sex is freely available to my kind.’
‘Fan-girl-sweet-loving?’
‘Fan-boy,’ Draco corrects.
Harry leans forward and whispers, ‘I’m a bit of a fan-boy, myself,’ in Malfoy's ear.
~