Bush Claims Right To Open Mail Oh, well, it's not like there's a federal law protecting first-class mail from searches without a court's approval. Wait a minute, there is! It's the one he just signed! He's not even pretending he's going to obey the law anymore!
Looks like he's been reading The Onion:
Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To SelfBill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six