Aw, I wanted a spanking! :(
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave
kairon13 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I helped
starbytes across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I gave
lllouise a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I helped
my_lady_gothic hide a body (-173 points). In July I broke
whimzykat's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-139 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
phantomreader42
What's so bad about a Dutch Oven? Isn't it a kitchen appliance, like a big thick metal pot? Wouldn't that be a useful gift?