You Might Be A Catboy

[phantomreader42]

I had my anime club meeting last night, and since we watched an InuYasha AMV to some of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck" act, and I was dressed as a catboy at the time, I of course thought of this:

You Might Be A Catboy if...

• You have ever used the phrase "I'll be there with bells on," and meant it literally
• You've legally changed your name to Tom
• You have a burning desire to try this cereal
• You've ever drank milk from a saucer
• You take regular catnaps
• The only intoxicant you've had this month is catnip
• You've ever cheered over "Getting some tail," and weren't talking about sex
• People hitting on you refer to "getting some tail"
• You need to use the restroom and ask "Where's the litter box?"
• You've ever coughed and blamed it on hairballs
• You watch Outlaw Star and growl lustfully whenever Aisha Clanclan comes on screen
• You've ever taken a catnap and dreamed of being arrested by Natsuki from Hyper Police
• You've ever tried to sneak into the girl's locker room at this school
• Your girlfriend scratches your ears more often than she kisses you
• Your favorite toy is a ball of yarn
• Your friends won't let you use their computers because you try to eat the mouse
• You've ever uttered the phrase "I am not a rabid otaku.  I've had all my shots."

Some of those will work for catgirls, others for rabid catgirl fans, still others for furries in general, but you get the idea.

Any suggestions?  Post them!  If I like them, I'll add to the main post, crediting you of course.

And we can turn this into a meme.  Try doing your own "You Might Be A..."  We'll see what kind of craziness we can get.