drunken moms who love ronnie james dio

[phantomlord62]

well today was kinda odd. my uncle has been sleeping over for three days and hes gangsta as a bitch. he fuckin pulled his glock-23 out of his duffle bag and he was telling me hes prepared himself to "fuck someone up!!" he sits around my house and gets "crunked up" and watches scarface. hes pretty fun to hang out with though, dont piss him off....he will pop a cap in yo ass. other than that i hung out with jessica for a bit and headed off to work. work blew sooooo fucking bad. jake and i worked together but it sucked because we had to do different things and patty was there so we couldnt "goof off." we both got off at 7:30 and were gonna go get some el mejor, but his parents made us their food. im glad it worked out that way because the chicken parm was fucking incredible and free. i left his house about 10 and went home. i hung out and chatted on aim for bit before my moms came home. my moms and my uncle went to a mexican joint and got drunk as shit. so i had to deal with that shit for a while. i had to sit and listen to my mom talk about her fun days in the '80's. she rambled incoherently for about an hour about how much she liked dio and shit like that. she got pissed when i changed a def leppard video on vh1....in her own words "ricky, you fucking suck shit!!!" hhahahahhaha, god damn that might be the funniest thing ive ever heard. anyway im sitting here fuckin playin true crime with my gangsta ass uncle. im gonna throw on some old school thrash for him. oh yeah, my old screename was suspended so i have a new screename. MY NEW SN IS: PHANTOMLORD6285

you better prepare for brutality..... blood quest will skin you alive