i'm stealing this from beca cuz it looks cool

Nov 15, 2004 22:37

YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name Of First Pet + Street You Live On):
Harley Elgin
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (Name Of Your Favourite Snack Food + Grandfather's First Name):
Nutrageous Nick

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First Word You See On Your Left + Favourite Restaurant):
Dracula Bell

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Cinnamon Gathering

SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied):
Buzzhead Elsmere

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
A Bre.

ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Muffin Kool-Aid

DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Dickinson

BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Cookie Beer

SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived):
Steven Chiming

ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Pez Diamond

Love Magic
1)Think of the number of times a week you want to have sex
2)Multiply this number by 2
3)Add 5....for sundays
4)Multiply this number by 50...go ahead, get your calculator..i'll wait.
5)If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1754, if you havent, add 1753.
6)Now subtract the 4-digit year you were born in.
7)Now you have a 4-digit number...take a close look at it...
Notice anything wierd?
The first digit is the number of time youd like to have sex, and the other two digits are your age.

So I only got 3 digits but it still stands true. Neat.
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