Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
Part 2 in the ongoing saga of the guy who solved the mystery of how many bags of trash I took out last night.
I was woken up at 9:50 this morning by the crazy asshole repeatedly jamming on my doorbell for thirty seconds straight and knocking loudly. I got up to put my pants on, but then I just decided not to answer the door, because seriously, what good would that have done? Then I showered and ate breakfast, ready to go speak to the manager.
From what she told me, this guy is actually crazy. Like, certifiable. He's the only guy who's complained about any noise. He's called the office telling them to check on all the people, and when they went to see what was up, no one was there. He told them that I'm somehow tormenting him by going into my bedroom when he's in his bedroom, going into the frontroom when he's in there, etc. How would I possibly know when he's in what room? "He keeps his ear to the floor" is the explanation he gave to the manager. He told them he saw me go out a couple of times at night. Like that's all he said, "I caught him going out a couple of times." Oh boy, lock me up for stepping outside! He also actually used "He's out to get me." Obviously the guy is unable to back up his ridiculous claims, and I'm on pretty good terms with the office staff, so I don't need to worry about anything but being skinned alive and having my flesh worn as a jacket.
Thankfully! He's supposed to be moving out "soon." I'm not sure exactly when soon is, but it sounded like a couple of weeks.
I am being harassed in my own home by a literally insane man. Fantastic.
I was woken up at 9:50 this morning by the crazy asshole repeatedly jamming on my doorbell for thirty seconds straight and knocking loudly. I got up to put my pants on, but then I just decided not to answer the door, because seriously, what good would that have done? Then I showered and ate breakfast, ready to go speak to the manager.
From what she told me, this guy is actually crazy. Like, certifiable. He's the only guy who's complained about any noise. He's called the office telling them to check on all the people, and when they went to see what was up, no one was there. He told them that I'm somehow tormenting him by going into my bedroom when he's in his bedroom, going into the frontroom when he's in there, etc. How would I possibly know when he's in what room? "He keeps his ear to the floor" is the explanation he gave to the manager. He told them he saw me go out a couple of times at night. Like that's all he said, "I caught him going out a couple of times." Oh boy, lock me up for stepping outside! He also actually used "He's out to get me." Obviously the guy is unable to back up his ridiculous claims, and I'm on pretty good terms with the office staff, so I don't need to worry about anything but being skinned alive and having my flesh worn as a jacket.
Thankfully! He's supposed to be moving out "soon." I'm not sure exactly when soon is, but it sounded like a couple of weeks.
I am being harassed in my own home by a literally insane man. Fantastic.