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[phantom_lefty]

1) The next person to publicly post a picture of me cross-dressing gets either stabbed, drop-kicked, or beaten with a racket, depending on how bad the picture is

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[datapwns]

2. Patience.

4. Not all at once, Akaya.

5. I would be interested in your interpretation of the following prompt: what happens when Rikkai regulars (from middle school, if you wish to include yourself) are forced to stay awake for 48 hours.

[phantom_lefty]

I wanna be in high school already, senpai. It's so boring here!

...Ahahaha?

A-okay! Gimme a minute, yeah?

[datapwns]

There are only a few more months left.

You already inhaled most of it, haven't you?

[phantom_lefty]

You can't say only and months in the same sentence! That's so long!

I've inhaled a few pieces, that's all, like, I dunno, maybe ten or something like that!

[datapwns]

It is shorter than 'only years'.

And what do we know about your estimating abilities?

[phantom_lefty]

...TRUE! But stiiiill.

They're, uh. Awesome and amazing and always on target?

[datapwns]

How many wrappers are there, Akaya?

[phantom_lefty]

...aslkdjkahsk More than there were before? Does that count as a legal answer, senpai, doesitdoesit?

[datapwns]

I prefer specific numbers.

[phantom_lefty]

Okay fine so it maaaay've been somewhere between ten and twenty-five, but I get the feeling that I'm counting the same wrappers over and over again soooooo I dunno!

[datapwns]

Take a break.

[phantom_lefty]

From what, eating the candy or counting the wrappers??

[datapwns]

Eating the candy, Akaya.

[phantom_lefty]

But there's still lots and lots and lots and lots of it left!

[datapwns]

Candy has a long shelf life. It'll still be there next month.

[phantom_lefty]

Butbutbut then I'll have my Halloween candy and I won't eat the old stuff, I'll eat that, and then the other stuff'll rot and not taste good when I do eat it and alksfhakjds anyway, my mom's probably gonna take it all away when she realizes I have it!