I hate my sister. She stole my laptop and wouldn't give it back, so I had to use the school computers until I found it myself in her room. Which wasn't cool at all 'cause it was at the bottom of her underwear drawer.
EEEW.
But anyway. There was a point to this post aside from that.
...Huh.
OH. That's right. I remember.
11 10 Reasons Why RikkaiDai is the Best (And Why You Should Join Our Cheering Squad, Not Seigaku's)
1) Stats first: We won the Kantou Tournament fifteen straight years, and Nationals twice since Yukimura got on the team. Eat that.
2) The three best players on the team are so notoriously AWESOME that they get called The Troika and The Three Demons and The Awesome Threesome. Do the three best players on Seigaku have a nickname? Uh, no.
3) My captain could kick your captain's ass at tennis. In a wheelchair.
4) Seigaku's players aren't even human. They're aliens. Or Mary-Sues. C'mon. Echizen's never lost an official match. Only Yukimura's allowed to do that.
5) Yanagi-senpai's closed eyes are way less creepy than Fuji-san's. And his stalking data collection is way less creepy than Inui-san's.
6) Sanada-san did the hat thing FIRST.
7) Jackal-senpai's bald head > everything. ... Yeah, just TRY and tell me I'm wrong.
8) We're hotter than you.
9) We -- um. ... We have our own
cheer? Yeah. Well, I mean, what does Seigaku have? Nothing except for "FIGHT-O!!!" which gets real old real fast.
10) Our uniforms are better than anyone else's. They have CHARACTER.
11) I have a flamethrower and I can find out where you live. So tell me I'm right OR ELSE.
:D So there.
Aaaand lastly: I promised my team that we'd all go to the beach if they won all their matches. And they did. So we're going to the beach on Sunday. Crapfuckshit.
So. Anyone else wanna come? Please?