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There are very few things that provide me amusement in the late afternoons at my job right now. Those of you who don't know, I work at my Uni's library recieving and shelving all of the magazines/journals/newspapers. I was checking in a magazine from Canada, Macleans, and I found this on the back page. Far too hilareous not to share!
WORDS THAT OUGHT TO BE IN THE DICTIONARY - 2008 EDITION
blagojevich noun 1. one who commits a crime with comic ineptness: That blagojevich robbed a bank without a mask or gun! 2. a grown man who wears a marmot upon his head.
bush verb to long achingly for someone's departure: Finding pizza slices in the couch cussions, my wife started bushing about my couch-crashing best friend.
cheney noun 1. a creature, rarely seen in public, possibly mythical, believed to feed exclusively upon kitty-cats and the souls of orphans. 2. one who successfully hunts the most dangerous game of all - man!
dow verb to decline so rapidly as to force the monocles of hertofore wealthy tycoons to pop from their eye sockets.
subprime noun 1. not prime, well below prime, not even close to prime, extremely not prime, completely and totally prime-free. 2. not our fault, bankers say.
palin noun 1. a doctrine of global diplomacy based on geographic proximity. 2. a huge gample that fails to pan out:. verb 1. to speak words generally accepted to be part of the English language, but to make no sense while doing so. 2. to prompt an entire country to shake its head in disbelief.
mccain verb 1. to behave in a manner that betrays a sense of increasing desperation: Acting career stalled, the starlet mccained by contacting Hugh Hefner.
obama verb 1. to achieve victory despite at first apeparing to have no shot at winning. 2. to display grace by hiring a former rival, even though the husband of that former rival is probably hitting on your wife right now. noun 1. the uncomfortable feeling of being indebted to Oprah.