The Life of A Ninja

Jun 14, 2007 20:24

Who am i? you sure you want to know? If someone told you I was just a regular average perso. SOmebody lied.

I'm not normal. I'm a ninja. A predator of the night. I fight demons, bank robbers and other nefarious characters.
I look cool when i do it and i deal it out cool too.
I follow a path. A path set before by my master Dwight Schrute. Those Schrutes produce thirsty babies. therefore needing large breasted women for the task. I help my sensei by finding such women.
I am a ninja. I follow a path. Can you read what i am saying? Can you read minds? I hope you don't. I can. Beware of your thoughts
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