Jun 15, 2007 14:50
It has been 3 days and 8 nights since the battle begun. The world is shrouded in ndarkness. My eyes hurt and sting. Do I have any wounds you ask? No. My eyes hurt because I have not slept. Are we continually under battle you ask? No. Because of the dark clouds I cannot see the sun Ergo I do not know when to go to bed. Why not look at the clock on my computer you ask? I cannot for the simple reason is that I do not know how to read time. I depend on the sun and my menstrual cycle to determine the passing and going of the final days. Why not use your menstrual cycle you ask?Because I have none. I am but 9 years old.
My friend you ask many questions. They do not amuse.
I write this journal as the final days are upon us. As a record of our great ninja civilization. I love you all. Prepare for the darkness. Lower the shades: you will not need them now.
The finals days are upon us now. Threat Level Midnight is in action.
Beware of the Monkey.
yours sincerly,
Phantom K. Ninja