HALO 2
I was playing Halo 2 Friday night, trying to impress Kim. She's heard me talk about the game, so I wanted to show her what it was all about. Some friends, and my brother Patrick were on line playing, so I joined their game. Now, Patrick is the lowest ranked player in our group (Sorry bro, but this is prudent to the story). He tries hard, but it can be a very difficult game to master. Patrick IS pretty good at sports games, ala Madden 06, NBA 2K, etc..., but in Halo... well, enough said.
So, there I am, playing Patrick in Halo. And he is going nuts. Energy swords on Lockout, and the man is on fire. I can't touch him. And the worst part about it is that he's talkin shit the whole time! Blah Blah Blah, OH I WAS GETTING PISSED! And every time he kills me, Kim giggles.
So, the game is over, Patrick beat everyone, and smoke is coming out of my ears. Some of us got slaughtered pretty badly. (Here is a link to the
Game Stats, I am Phantom425.) While we are in the stats report after the game, I am logging out, being quiet, trying to quit, and my phone rings. My caller ID says that it's Patrick. I pick up the phone and say "What? Gloating in the game isn't enough? You gotta call me at home too?" Then I hung up on him. He called back. Then I found out what REALLY happened. Patrick had company over. His character was ACTUALLY being played by Spank (the BEST player in our group) while Patrick wore the headset and talked shit the whole game. Sean was over there too, and they were all laughing their asses off! They really nailed me. Wow.
You got me.
That was a good one guys.
My mouth was open...
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