[Fic] Axel/Roxas-- This Won't Hurt a Bit: Seductive Reveries of a Night Nurse

[phantasmik]

Title: This Won't Hurt a Bit: Seductive Reveries of a Night Nurse
Series: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Axel/Roxas
Rating: NC-17
Total length: 4,664
Summary: In which Roxas is a bored night nurse and Axel is a dancer at an erotic fire show. Hospital sex and awesomeness ensues.
Author's Note: This actually strikes several things off my list of things to

Comments

[feraldolce]

legiiiiit. god, axel is retardedly hot.

[phantasmik]

Axel is retardly hot. Glad ya liked it! ♥

[rudy_flamthrowa]

[phantasmik]

AL. AL. OH MY GOD ALLIE, I DO TOTALLY WIN AT EVERYTHING, DON'T I? YES. LEAVE DONNA'S. GO ENJOY IT AGAIN AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED. BTW, ADDED MORE PORNY BITS FOR YOU, BB. YOU KNOW IT'S ALL FOR YOU. ♥♥♥

[phantasmik]

I suck. Pretend those aren't there. I hate fucking basic accounts but I'm too lazy to log back in as hiza-chan. WHATEVER, YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT.

[muffinsphinx]

Okay, that went from a seriously hot pwp story, to a super-adorable twist ending. Very well done!

[phantasmik]

Hah, glad ya liked it. I actually just went back through and added bits to the end that were supposed to go in, but uh... I forgot I'd meant to add them. ♥

[conigliomannaro]

Oh my god I might have just fallen in love with you, -in a totally non creepy way. Fuck Axel just so fucking works in that role. I work on ambulances on night shifts so I'm pretty familiar with hospitals at night and this made me laugh so bad for some reason. Seriously. This was probably one of the hottest stories I've ever read and I agree with the above comment, you just win so bad. I'll definitely keep an eye on your works for sure. And Roxas on top is just fucking epic.
I feel just so ridiculously excitedly happy now. Thanks for making my night. ♥

[hiza_chan]

Aww, you are so welcome! I'm really glad I made your night! ♥♥♥

Okay, so I didn't murder the hospital bit too much? Like I said, I literally have not been inside a hospital since I was five, so I was so worried it would sound completely unbelievable. I'm one of those weird writers who likes researching EVERY LITTLE THING in case they're wrong about something, but it's not like I can google "hospital night shifts" and see if it's possible to get away with something like this.

Roxas on top is one of my not so secret kinks. For real. And yay. I write a lot of weirdly porny Axel/Roxas one-shots, so you probably won't be disappointed. XD

[conigliomannaro]

Oh you did, I'm a really picky reader and when I find something I like I normally get excessively joyous, just like tonight. Thank you so much again.

Actually being that I work on ambulances I'm familiar with the ER only, (and I have a feeling Italian and American hospitals work different) and it could never happen there: there's an average of 13 nurses and two doctors patrolling the halls and greeting teams with new patients, normally. But I do believe that the regular non-emergency hospital wards have an average of two nurses a night, not much more. So I didn't spot mistakes that would stand out in this. And honestly even a professional nurse would have been distracted by something else, in this story ;)

And Roxas on top should be everybody's not so secret kink. By default. The world needs more of him topping, I tell ya. And I'm sure I won't be disappointed, ♥ Read ya soon I hope.

[ravewalker]

I'm pretty sure I've read this before, but, uh...
I'll be in my bunk.