The Twelve Days of Christmas
for phantaisie:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
locksmythpubic dandruff shampoo2nd
tiamotA genital piercing3rd
locksmythA $120 blunt4th
locksmythA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number5th
locksmytha small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'6th
devyneisolationA booklet of sexual favors coupons7th
tiamotsyphillis8th
tiamota rainbow wig doused in pheromones9th
locksmytha dildo10th
locksmythA key to the playboy mansion11th
tiamotA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please12th
locksmythA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
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