useless, i say, completely useless.
I am impossibly co-dependent and useless without my girls, i've decided. i live with two of the best women in the world, and they have gone out of town this weekend, taking with them (apparently) everything i have in terms of common sense, ability to sleep, laundry/cooking skills or general social graces. i'm utterly useless.
i have with me for company: a golden retriever, two adult cats that could give a shit if i lived or died as long as there was food left in the bowl and a kitten that just wants someone to chew on. i can't sleep (i'm on the couch, instead of our bed because a king size by yourself is just too large), i leave the tv on, i don't like the silence and i'm incredibly creeped out.
27 fucking years old and i have no clue what to do with myself when alone. thankfully, one of their mom's is taking me out tonight to get drunk because i apparently need a babysitter when i'm left to my own devices for three days. i'm actually really thankful.
pathetic.
i have with me for company: a golden retriever, two adult cats that could give a shit if i lived or died as long as there was food left in the bowl and a kitten that just wants someone to chew on. i can't sleep (i'm on the couch, instead of our bed because a king size by yourself is just too large), i leave the tv on, i don't like the silence and i'm incredibly creeped out.
27 fucking years old and i have no clue what to do with myself when alone. thankfully, one of their mom's is taking me out tonight to get drunk because i apparently need a babysitter when i'm left to my own devices for three days. i'm actually really thankful.
pathetic.