Jack is a stalker

Nov 21, 2011 19:00

I've been playing Sims 2 a lot because it's mindless and fun and today I was playing with my hippie Demelza Robins, who's working on getting to celebrity chef while earning money from her gardening, improving her painting, and one day may start raising dogs too.

She recently moved house to have slightly more space, so three random people promptly turned up to welcome her to the neighbourhood (the same neighbourhood, she was right next door before), one of whom was Jack Harkness. She actually ended up with about six people over and they wandered off in the evening.

The next morning, Jack called her for a chat and they made friends before hanging up. That was in the morning.

In the afternoon, Jack called her again with the little dialogue that goes "I was looking through my phone book and saw your name and thought I should call you. We should hang out sometime!" I was like yeah ok, I'll call you later on, dealt with another phone call and went to start her making dinner. Straight away, half an hour after the phone book call, Jack calls again - the third time in one day - saying "Hey, how come you never call me? AREN'T WE FRIENDS?"

You're scary, Jack. You met this girl a day ago. No wonder Ianto refused your hug at the housewarming party, you freak.

(Incidentally I also had a dream where Suzie, like, seduced Ianto for some freaky bloodplay sex with the Life Knife and then tried to SURPRISE!kill him but he managed to get away and lose her in the back streets of Cardiff - does Cardiff have back streets? - so she went back to the Hub to stake out Jack in case he came back. Which would actually be a hilarious AU fic.)

This entry was originally posted at http://keieeeye.dreamwidth.org/198508.html. Feel free to comment there instead because LJ is a poo.

motherfucking sims, motherfucking fandom

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