Reasons my job is better than yours

[phaetonschariot]

The bigger of the two grants we're offering right now, and you can google this if you want to make sure, has the glorious name of the Alternative Sewage System grant. If anyone asks I plan to tell them that rumour has it it beat out the alternatives of Personal Improvised Sewage Solutions and Sewerage & Hygiene Infrastructure Trauma grant.

Then, Internet, I saw a man walking a cat.

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