4-year-old boy: I want a girlfriend!
Mom: You have lots of time. When you're older you can have a girlfriend.
4-year-old: I want a girlfriend!
Mom: When you're older.
4-year-old: I want a boyfriend!
Mom: (pause) You can have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend when you're older, yes. 4-year-olds just have friends.
4-year-old: I want a boyfriend AND a
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