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These are so cheesy and awkward, but I keep laughing whenever I read them.
fuckyeahlost is amazing.
It's too rushed. I don't think I like this. Originally, it took a whole lot of development before Claire decided that the baby was something that she wanted. It took Claire a month before she found a name for him. Ffffuuuu Jack, messing with my character development?!
NGL, I fucking love that Japanese guy. His Heimlich Maneuver on Jack made the whole episode. I need a YTMND of that scene right effing now.
I really want to believe that Claire and Richard are a lot alike. Like, Claire and Richard have been chosen to live eternally, because they've been chosen. I don't know. I just really want to learn more about Jacob. I hope that they talk more about the Black Rock. We've been wondering about it since the first season and we haven't even learned much about it since then.
But yeah. About the whole Claire as the next Richard thing. From what Dogan said and what's apparently going on with her now, she's turning into the next Rousseau instead. Bummer.
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Now, two night's ago episode was pretty cool. Esau!Locke and Sawyer are the perfect pair. Sawyer is so lost. But I think he would be a good replacement for Jacob. I love how, in season five, they established how much of a leader Sawyer can be. It's a shame that they didn't go into Sawyer, Jin, Miles, and Juliet's 1979 Dharma adventures as much as I would've liked them to. It goes without saying that a whole lot went on before Jack's team messed with everything. Now that Sawyer wants to go home, where will he go? It's not like Cassidy will take him in.
It was so weird to see Richard all freaked out like that. He's usually one calm motherfucker. But in this episode, he's skittering off into the jungle at the sound of a breaking branch. SKITTERING! I can see that Esau means business. And I'm calling The Man in Black Esau because it's what the cool kids are doing, and "The Man in Black" has strange connotations that I won't get into.
A part of me wants AU!Locke to somehow get onto the Island anyway. I'm glad that he's coming to terms with his disability, but it's just so sad that he will never get to experience all that he went through on the Island. Then again, it's somewhat of an incentive that he doesn't have to go through that whole-- Wait. Ben the European history teacher... you don't think he's going to somehow end up strangling Locke the health teacher to death, do you? That'd be... I predict that coffee will be involved.
And I'm pretty freaking thrilled that AU!Locke is still with Helen. I think that'd be enough for him to have a happy life. But then I remembered that Helen eventually dies of a brain aneurysm. T_T
So sorry to the people on my flist that don't watch Lost. I'll try to post something more interesting next!