OMEGLE PARTY
General Weirdness
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?
Get your phasers ready it's about to go down.
I'M GIVIN' IT ALL SHE'S GOT, CAPTAIN!
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. A solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait 'til you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs bleed! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
If you want to ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable!
I CAN'T WAIT TO KICK SOME ROMULAN ASS!
Questions
What gives you the right to attack a Federation vessel?
MORIBUND?!
This is Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the nuclear wessels?
Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
What is the current stardate?
So, what kind of combat training do you have?
Kirk, how the hell did you get on board?
To scare people
Give me some fucking regular gouda over here right now!
Give me some fucking regular gouda over here right now, you fucking bitch, or I'll blow this fucking bitch's head off right in front of your fucking face, you fucking bitch!
Jim, I think I love you.
Let it be known: One day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you!
Well, a double dumbass on you!
Conversations
What are we going to call him?
We could name him after your father.
Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that's the worst. Let's name him after your dad. Let's call him Princess Whitelaw.
We're receiving a distress signal from the U.S.S. Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded, Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them, Captain.
Two Klingon vessels have entered the neutral zone and are locking weapons on us.
That's okay.
That's okay?
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Three more Klingon war birds to cloaking and targeting our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either.
They're firing, Captain.
Alert medical bay to prepare to receive all crew members of the ship.
And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, Captain?
Alert medical.
Our ship is being hit. Shields at 60%.
I understood.
Should we - I don't know. - fire back?
No.
NERO
Hello Christopher, I'm Nero.
RETRACT THE DRILL
FIRE EVERYTHING!
Spock
I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
To hunt a species to extinction is illogical.
They're not the hell your whales.
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Chekov
Excuse me, we are looking for the nuclear wessels in Alameda. Can you tell me how we can find them?
Ensign Authorization Code nine five wiktor wiktor two
AUTHORIZATION NOT RECOGNIZED.
Ensign Authorization Code nine five VICTOR VICTOR two
May I have your attention please.
At twenty two hundred hours telemetry detected an anomaly in the neutral zone that appeared to be a...
lightning storm in space.
Soon after, Starfleet received a distress signal from the Wulcan High Command
that their planet was experiencing seismic activity.
Our mission is to assess the condition of Wulcan
and assist in evacuations if necessary.
We should be arriving at Wulcan wizin three minutes.
Thank you for your time.
Captain Pike
Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better.
EMERGENCY EVASIVE
Cadet Kirk, I think you've had enough attention for one day.
Where You From?
Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not a male seeking female over 16.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?
Get your phasers ready it's about to go down.
I'M GIVIN' IT ALL SHE'S GOT, CAPTAIN!
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. A solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait 'til you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs bleed! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
If you want to ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable!
I CAN'T WAIT TO KICK SOME ROMULAN ASS!
Questions
What gives you the right to attack a Federation vessel?
MORIBUND?!
This is Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the nuclear wessels?
Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
What is the current stardate?
So, what kind of combat training do you have?
Kirk, how the hell did you get on board?
To scare people
Give me some fucking regular gouda over here right now!
Give me some fucking regular gouda over here right now, you fucking bitch, or I'll blow this fucking bitch's head off right in front of your fucking face, you fucking bitch!
Jim, I think I love you.
Let it be known: One day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you!
Well, a double dumbass on you!
Conversations
What are we going to call him?
We could name him after your father.
Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that's the worst. Let's name him after your dad. Let's call him Princess Whitelaw.
We're receiving a distress signal from the U.S.S. Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded, Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them, Captain.
Two Klingon vessels have entered the neutral zone and are locking weapons on us.
That's okay.
That's okay?
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Three more Klingon war birds to cloaking and targeting our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either.
They're firing, Captain.
Alert medical bay to prepare to receive all crew members of the ship.
And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, Captain?
Alert medical.
Our ship is being hit. Shields at 60%.
I understood.
Should we - I don't know. - fire back?
No.
NERO
Hello Christopher, I'm Nero.
RETRACT THE DRILL
FIRE EVERYTHING!
Spock
I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
To hunt a species to extinction is illogical.
They're not the hell your whales.
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Chekov
Excuse me, we are looking for the nuclear wessels in Alameda. Can you tell me how we can find them?
Ensign Authorization Code nine five wiktor wiktor two
AUTHORIZATION NOT RECOGNIZED.
Ensign Authorization Code nine five VICTOR VICTOR two
May I have your attention please.
At twenty two hundred hours telemetry detected an anomaly in the neutral zone that appeared to be a...
lightning storm in space.
Soon after, Starfleet received a distress signal from the Wulcan High Command
that their planet was experiencing seismic activity.
Our mission is to assess the condition of Wulcan
and assist in evacuations if necessary.
We should be arriving at Wulcan wizin three minutes.
Thank you for your time.
Captain Pike
Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better.
EMERGENCY EVASIVE
Cadet Kirk, I think you've had enough attention for one day.
Where You From?
Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not a male seeking female over 16.