Comments | phaballa: drabbles: this is a sacred, ass-free zone | american idol, popslash

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drabbles: this is a sacred, ass-free zone | american idol, popslash | adult

Aug 23, 2009 15:24

this is a sacred, ass-free zone
a series of unrelated drabbles that i was surprisingly sober while writing

Notes: I took drabble requests a few days ago. I've written about half of them; basically, the ones I had immediate ideas for. I will continue to work on the others, but I really need to start my fic for aificathon, so it might be a while before the ( Read more... )

it's hard out there for a cheeks, curves of your lips rewrite history, fic, *this* is american idol, popslash, idolfic, jc is made of failcats, homie ain't no hollaback boy

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yeats August 23 2009, 20:58:42 UTC

"Are you psychic?" Brad says. Anything seems possible. The universe is infinite and terrible, beautiful and chaotic, and Brad is pretty sure he can see it all in the shapes Adam's freckles made across his left cheek. Anything seems possible.

OH FUCK YES GIRL. okay, going to read the rest now, but this -- YES.

phaballa August 23 2009, 21:07:53 UTC

LOL. That would be so much better without the typo :P

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phaballa August 23 2009, 21:13:33 UTC

Cheers! I know it's not QUITE what you asked for, but... writing Nick gets me all carried away.

sly_fuck August 24 2009, 07:25:09 UTC

This is never a bad thing. Your Nick is too much fun to pass up. I'm weirdly fascinated picturing nick having babies with Natalie Portman now though...

phaballa August 24 2009, 13:23:38 UTC

How amazing would those babies be?? Like, super babies. Pretty and smart and talented.

(I don't think Nick is actually dumb. He just never had a formal education. It's hard enough doing high school when you're actually IN high school...)

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syllic August 23 2009, 21:17:35 UTC

So I think you are funny like... like an unexpected primary school fall-over in which no-one gets hurt and everyone is a good sport, and you're seven and you've just had a lot of sugar.

But the Lance/Justin and the I Want It That Way date rape? Made me yearn for my popslash days so hard, and made me laugh to myself in a creepy way that echoed around my empty room.

phaballa August 23 2009, 21:26:18 UTC

In other words, I'm the pixie stix of funny :P THANK YOU! Sometimes I can be funny. My sense of humor doesn't always make sense to actual people, but I try!

I wish popslash were still alive, for the mocking potential alone.

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phaballa August 23 2009, 21:27:58 UTC

I wrote like 20,000 words of pregnant Lance as a SeSa gift for someone. And that is how you know it's popslash--when someone REALLY wants epic mpreg for Christmas.

Gaiman. I knew I was spelling it wrong. Fuuuuuck.

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phaballa August 23 2009, 21:48:07 UTC

When I was in grad school, Neil Gaiman was the art fellow at my university. I could never get into his talks though, because it was like the entire university came to hear him and I think the biggest lecture hall we had only held like 150 people if that. Siiiiiigh.

wendy August 23 2009, 21:26:28 UTC

"Yes, it's fucking yours. Please. Who else but Justin Timberlake would miraculously be able to impregnate a dude? Obviously, it's yours."

It's funny because it's TRUE. *beams*

I win at drabble requests!

phaballa August 23 2009, 21:29:11 UTC

RIGHT? Only Justin could much such magic happen.