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So, ABDC last night. WAS PRETTY AWESOME. I fucking love cloggers. I'm sorry, I know a lot of people are all, "Clogging isn't hip hop blah blah" but you know what? It's America's Best Dance Crew, not America's Best Hip Hop Breaking Crew, and clogging is fucking hard as shit. Also, kids growing up in Appalachia have it just as bad as kids growing up in the ghetto, only with less genetic diversity, so all the clogging haters need to STFU and ENJOY THE AWESOME CLOGGING OMG. I need to tell my mom to watch. She loves clogging.
I couldn't watch the Ringmasters crew. I left the room because it was so gross it made me want to vomit. And then I had to leave again when Lil Mama started crying, because I got embarrassed for her. I liked her dress though. I think she's trying to make up for the lack of Awesome Chasez Fashion, and I applaud her efforts. (Is it bad that ABDC is making me LIKE her?)
Thirdly, HOK AND DOMINIC ON MY SCREEN!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Fourthly, a meme.
(1) List 16 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
(5) Tag five people!
I am going to do this twice. Once for guys and once for girls. Because I am awesome and greedy. Also, some of mine are dead. Deal with it. It's not like I'm ever going to get to fuck them anyway.
16. Kurt Cobain. I came to Nirvana sort of late, before Kurt died but not that long before. I was 13, though, so that was a little understandable. I remember watching Unplugged on MTV and thinking, "This band is going to be legendary."
15. Ewan McGregor. OMG EWAN. I can't even remember a time I didn't find Ewan incredibly hot, but probably the movie that really got me hooked was Velvet Goldmine. CURT WILD OMG. If I ever had an OTP, it would be Curt Wild/Brian Slade. And then I watched The Pillow Book, in which he was ridiculously gorgeous, and MOULIN ROUGE! With SINGING!!! I really *heart* Ewan. And if you haven't watched 'The Long Way Round', you should. It is awesomeness.
14. Colin Firth. Because HELLO HE IS MR DARCY. I love him in pretty much every movie I've ever seen him in. But Pride and Prejudice is, of course, the ultimate. And then he's so great in Bridget Jones that I actually forget my hatred for what's her name.
13. Jason Mamoa. STARGATE BABY. I think that's the only thing I've ever seen him in, but he is beautiful. Lisa Bonet is a lucky lady. Lenny Kravitz AND Jason Mamoa? She's had babies with two of the hottest guys to ever wear dreads.
12. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Yes, I know he is freaky-looking sometimes, but. BRIAN SLADE OMG. I will never get over Velvet Goldmine, EVER.
11. Trent Reznor. I have been in lust with Trent Reznor since I was 14 years old and first heard "The Downward Spiral."
10. Lance Bass. Look, I don't care that he's gay. I prefer if they're gay. Like the dead ones, I'm never really going to fuck him anyway, but I will say that Lynn Harless is a lucky lady (because in my tinhat land, she is the woman Lance had sex with. *cough*) Anyway, I guess I first realized Lance is hot when I watched PopOdyssey and he stopped looking like a nuclear accident. AND THE BULL TATTOO OMG. Sexiest tattoo EVER.
09. Clive Owen. I think the first time I ever saw Clive Owen was in 'Closer', and fuck, he was a horrible person in that movie, and yet SO FUCKING HOT.
08. Boyd Holbrook. Technically he's a model and not a celebrity, but whatever, he's beautiful. I first knew of his existence back when I used to play in the_leaky and rosesanguina used him as her "Draco". He will always be Draco to me. Sorry Tom.
07. River Phoenix. Yeah, another dead guy. When I was 12 or 13, I was obsessed with River Phoenix. I had this friend Nicole, the one who claimed to see ghosts, and we watched 'My Own Private Idaho' and 'Running on Empty' probably a million times. I think River/Keanu was my first ever slash pairing. Mmmm.
06. Anderson Cooper. I told you I liked the gay ones! I first became aware of Anderson's existence in the 7th grade, back when he used to do stories for Channel 1, which for you non-Americans out there, was a kid's news show that was like 15 minutes long and they showed in public schools around the country every day during lunch. Channel 1 would give free televisions to schools that showed the news program.
05. Aragorn Viggo Mortensen. But really only when he's Aragorn. I think I just really want to fuck Aragorn. HE'S HOT OKAY. Shush.
04. Nick Carter. *hides* Look, I know he's dirty and he would probably give me 2938572 diseases and he's kind of dumb but. BUT. He's pretty! He's the secret dirty guy I say I'd never fuck, but if he wanted to, I would totally say yes. Plus, he has great hair.
03. JC Chasez. Yeah yeah, I'd still fuck him even though he is not good with that hair. The first time I thought he was hot... when I saw the video for Gone. Well, I thought he was pretty. And THEN I saw the video for ADIDAS, and I was hooked. You just know that would be some freaky sex.
02. Jesse Spencer. Hot blond Australian guy from 'House', who ALSO has great hair. Are you sensing my theme of "guys with great hair?" I have issues. Hair issues. But Jesse is gorgeous. *pets*
01. Eric Stoltz. Here's where you all think I'm a huge freak, but I have been in love with Eric Stoltz since the beginning of TIME, it feels like, and yes I know no one else thinks he's hot but this is my list so you will have to deal with it. I would not only fuck Eric Stoltz, I would marry him and have his babies, okay?? For those of you who don't know who he is, he's the Jesus drug dealer from 'Pulp Fiction.' He's also been on the last two episodes of Grey's Anatomy as the serial killer. And of course there are no good pictures of him on the internet. But! He was in 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' and 'Say Anything' and 'Rules of Attraction' and 'The Prophecy' which I recognize is a terrible movie but I LOVE IT STFU. Also he was in one of the best movies ever aside from Pulp Fiction, 'Kicking and Screaming.' He played Chet! Chet who never left school, ever.
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This afternoon: the ladies! Oh, and I am supposed to tag people. I think I will do people who would surprise me. llamabitchyo, boomingvoice, adorkable08, musicboxgirl, and... whoever else, I can't think of names right now. NEED MORE COFFEE.
I couldn't watch the Ringmasters crew. I left the room because it was so gross it made me want to vomit. And then I had to leave again when Lil Mama started crying, because I got embarrassed for her. I liked her dress though. I think she's trying to make up for the lack of Awesome Chasez Fashion, and I applaud her efforts. (Is it bad that ABDC is making me LIKE her?)
Thirdly, HOK AND DOMINIC ON MY SCREEN!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Fourthly, a meme.
(1) List 16 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.
(5) Tag five people!
I am going to do this twice. Once for guys and once for girls. Because I am awesome and greedy. Also, some of mine are dead. Deal with it. It's not like I'm ever going to get to fuck them anyway.
16. Kurt Cobain. I came to Nirvana sort of late, before Kurt died but not that long before. I was 13, though, so that was a little understandable. I remember watching Unplugged on MTV and thinking, "This band is going to be legendary."
15. Ewan McGregor. OMG EWAN. I can't even remember a time I didn't find Ewan incredibly hot, but probably the movie that really got me hooked was Velvet Goldmine. CURT WILD OMG. If I ever had an OTP, it would be Curt Wild/Brian Slade. And then I watched The Pillow Book, in which he was ridiculously gorgeous, and MOULIN ROUGE! With SINGING!!! I really *heart* Ewan. And if you haven't watched 'The Long Way Round', you should. It is awesomeness.
14. Colin Firth. Because HELLO HE IS MR DARCY. I love him in pretty much every movie I've ever seen him in. But Pride and Prejudice is, of course, the ultimate. And then he's so great in Bridget Jones that I actually forget my hatred for what's her name.
13. Jason Mamoa. STARGATE BABY. I think that's the only thing I've ever seen him in, but he is beautiful. Lisa Bonet is a lucky lady. Lenny Kravitz AND Jason Mamoa? She's had babies with two of the hottest guys to ever wear dreads.
12. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Yes, I know he is freaky-looking sometimes, but. BRIAN SLADE OMG. I will never get over Velvet Goldmine, EVER.
11. Trent Reznor. I have been in lust with Trent Reznor since I was 14 years old and first heard "The Downward Spiral."
10. Lance Bass. Look, I don't care that he's gay. I prefer if they're gay. Like the dead ones, I'm never really going to fuck him anyway, but I will say that Lynn Harless is a lucky lady (because in my tinhat land, she is the woman Lance had sex with. *cough*) Anyway, I guess I first realized Lance is hot when I watched PopOdyssey and he stopped looking like a nuclear accident. AND THE BULL TATTOO OMG. Sexiest tattoo EVER.
09. Clive Owen. I think the first time I ever saw Clive Owen was in 'Closer', and fuck, he was a horrible person in that movie, and yet SO FUCKING HOT.
08. Boyd Holbrook. Technically he's a model and not a celebrity, but whatever, he's beautiful. I first knew of his existence back when I used to play in the_leaky and rosesanguina used him as her "Draco". He will always be Draco to me. Sorry Tom.
07. River Phoenix. Yeah, another dead guy. When I was 12 or 13, I was obsessed with River Phoenix. I had this friend Nicole, the one who claimed to see ghosts, and we watched 'My Own Private Idaho' and 'Running on Empty' probably a million times. I think River/Keanu was my first ever slash pairing. Mmmm.
06. Anderson Cooper. I told you I liked the gay ones! I first became aware of Anderson's existence in the 7th grade, back when he used to do stories for Channel 1, which for you non-Americans out there, was a kid's news show that was like 15 minutes long and they showed in public schools around the country every day during lunch. Channel 1 would give free televisions to schools that showed the news program.
05. Aragorn Viggo Mortensen. But really only when he's Aragorn. I think I just really want to fuck Aragorn. HE'S HOT OKAY. Shush.
04. Nick Carter. *hides* Look, I know he's dirty and he would probably give me 2938572 diseases and he's kind of dumb but. BUT. He's pretty! He's the secret dirty guy I say I'd never fuck, but if he wanted to, I would totally say yes. Plus, he has great hair.
03. JC Chasez. Yeah yeah, I'd still fuck him even though he is not good with that hair. The first time I thought he was hot... when I saw the video for Gone. Well, I thought he was pretty. And THEN I saw the video for ADIDAS, and I was hooked. You just know that would be some freaky sex.
02. Jesse Spencer. Hot blond Australian guy from 'House', who ALSO has great hair. Are you sensing my theme of "guys with great hair?" I have issues. Hair issues. But Jesse is gorgeous. *pets*
01. Eric Stoltz. Here's where you all think I'm a huge freak, but I have been in love with Eric Stoltz since the beginning of TIME, it feels like, and yes I know no one else thinks he's hot but this is my list so you will have to deal with it. I would not only fuck Eric Stoltz, I would marry him and have his babies, okay?? For those of you who don't know who he is, he's the Jesus drug dealer from 'Pulp Fiction.' He's also been on the last two episodes of Grey's Anatomy as the serial killer. And of course there are no good pictures of him on the internet. But! He was in 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High' and 'Say Anything' and 'Rules of Attraction' and 'The Prophecy' which I recognize is a terrible movie but I LOVE IT STFU. Also he was in one of the best movies ever aside from Pulp Fiction, 'Kicking and Screaming.' He played Chet! Chet who never left school, ever.
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This afternoon: the ladies! Oh, and I am supposed to tag people. I think I will do people who would surprise me. llamabitchyo, boomingvoice, adorkable08, musicboxgirl, and... whoever else, I can't think of names right now. NEED MORE COFFEE.