yet another open letter
Dear Fucktard Chasez-
You're fired. Again. I don't understand why you continue to defy my instructions on How to Get Your Career Back on Track and instead do stupid, lame shit like getting bit parts in movies that never get released. Also: you can't act. You've said it, everyone has said it. So let's just remind ourselves again: YOU CAN'T ACT. Stop trying. You won't get better.
But you know what you are good at? SINGING. So you know. You might want to think about being an exceptional singer instead of a mediocre-at-best actor. Just saying. If Fab Chris has the balls to do shows in bumfuck PA, you need to take a note from him, swallow your pride, and put yourself out there. Fucker.
no love-
Andrea
PS- Get a new agent who actually knows something about the music industry.
PPS- While you are hiding in your bat cave, your boyfriend is getting engaged to a cylon lesbian former WB actress. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Get out there and fix shit, damnit. Don't make me stop this car.
You're fired. Again. I don't understand why you continue to defy my instructions on How to Get Your Career Back on Track and instead do stupid, lame shit like getting bit parts in movies that never get released. Also: you can't act. You've said it, everyone has said it. So let's just remind ourselves again: YOU CAN'T ACT. Stop trying. You won't get better.
But you know what you are good at? SINGING. So you know. You might want to think about being an exceptional singer instead of a mediocre-at-best actor. Just saying. If Fab Chris has the balls to do shows in bumfuck PA, you need to take a note from him, swallow your pride, and put yourself out there. Fucker.
no love-
Andrea
PS- Get a new agent who actually knows something about the music industry.
PPS- While you are hiding in your bat cave, your boyfriend is getting engaged to a cylon lesbian former WB actress. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Get out there and fix shit, damnit. Don't make me stop this car.