all these rumors starting
A List of Random!
1) LANCEFACE on DWTS!! OMG. I really hope that's true because if so: DELIGHTFUL. I wish NSYNC fans would shut up already about how Lance "can't dance." That's blatantly false to anyone with eyes. Is he as good as Justin or JC or Joey? No. But as someone who has been dancing since the age of five, I can unequivocally say that he is better than Chris and probably 90% of humans. The guy can dance. Just watch the PopOdyssey video and STFU about how he only knows how to do the Lance dance. Yes, I am defensive of Lance's abilities, but he is Lancers and people need to stop giving him shit, damnit. I hope he gets Julianne as his dance partner. That way he will a) be awesome and b) we won't have another "OMG Julianne is totes dating her partner!" season.
Um. If this is even true.
2) I guess JC looked pretty normal last night? WTF. That's boring. That's not SPECIAL, JC. I wonder if he's going to fashion week.
3) I listened to the This American Life episode on the sub-prime mortgage crisis today, and while that may sound incredibly dull to you, I thought it was really interesting and I think I might actually understand what happened now. The moral of the story is: don't accept a loan from a banker who claims he doesn't need to see proof of income or assets because he will fuck you over to make commission so he can go out to clubs and order Crystal with Tara Reid. No, for serious. It was on NPR, so it's true.
4) JuC Swap is coming along. 14 pages! Um, I would say I'm about halfway through. I get stuck writing these long conversations and then it's 5 pages later and I've only moved the "plot" (I use the term loosely, as we all know I don't do plot) about one click farther along. Saturday after I see my cat, I am going to lock myself in my room and write until it's done.
5) So apparently, Jon Knight is gay. To which I say: um, DUH. Didn't we already know that? Also, I wish people, by which I mean grossouts, by which I mean Perez Hilton, would just leave the guy alone. If he's gay and living pretty openly with his lover and whatever, there's no story here. It reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris's interview with OUT. It's no one's business, his sexuality has nothing to do with his work or his ability to do his job, and he's a private person. I would love it if more gay celebrities came out and were open about it and advocates for GLBT causes, but no one should be forced out. And after all, it's not Jon Knight is a significant cultural figure or whatever. I mean, he's not Danny levels of boringness, but he IS the filler.
6) IT'S FRIDAY.
1) LANCEFACE on DWTS!! OMG. I really hope that's true because if so: DELIGHTFUL. I wish NSYNC fans would shut up already about how Lance "can't dance." That's blatantly false to anyone with eyes. Is he as good as Justin or JC or Joey? No. But as someone who has been dancing since the age of five, I can unequivocally say that he is better than Chris and probably 90% of humans. The guy can dance. Just watch the PopOdyssey video and STFU about how he only knows how to do the Lance dance. Yes, I am defensive of Lance's abilities, but he is Lancers and people need to stop giving him shit, damnit. I hope he gets Julianne as his dance partner. That way he will a) be awesome and b) we won't have another "OMG Julianne is totes dating her partner!" season.
Um. If this is even true.
2) I guess JC looked pretty normal last night? WTF. That's boring. That's not SPECIAL, JC. I wonder if he's going to fashion week.
3) I listened to the This American Life episode on the sub-prime mortgage crisis today, and while that may sound incredibly dull to you, I thought it was really interesting and I think I might actually understand what happened now. The moral of the story is: don't accept a loan from a banker who claims he doesn't need to see proof of income or assets because he will fuck you over to make commission so he can go out to clubs and order Crystal with Tara Reid. No, for serious. It was on NPR, so it's true.
4) JuC Swap is coming along. 14 pages! Um, I would say I'm about halfway through. I get stuck writing these long conversations and then it's 5 pages later and I've only moved the "plot" (I use the term loosely, as we all know I don't do plot) about one click farther along. Saturday after I see my cat, I am going to lock myself in my room and write until it's done.
5) So apparently, Jon Knight is gay. To which I say: um, DUH. Didn't we already know that? Also, I wish people, by which I mean grossouts, by which I mean Perez Hilton, would just leave the guy alone. If he's gay and living pretty openly with his lover and whatever, there's no story here. It reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris's interview with OUT. It's no one's business, his sexuality has nothing to do with his work or his ability to do his job, and he's a private person. I would love it if more gay celebrities came out and were open about it and advocates for GLBT causes, but no one should be forced out. And after all, it's not Jon Knight is a significant cultural figure or whatever. I mean, he's not Danny levels of boringness, but he IS the filler.
6) IT'S FRIDAY.