friday is shiny!
I watched a lot of TV this week. And I have some thoughts:
1) Danny Noriega continues to delight me, especially when he makes OMG faces and banters adorably with Simon in his "I'm a supergay teenager and that's how shit is nowadays, gramps" sort of way. Also, he looks like Jessica Alba. Only he's not annoying or ruining any movies the way she is.
2) So, normally I'm all, "You can't complain about something if you don't vote!" but when it comes to American Idol, I think I get an exemption. The guys I was kind of like--whatevs. I thought I would like Robbie solely because of Boyz-N-Girlz United, but it turns out he's kind of a douche (which means Britney probably DID fuck him.) So I wasn't sad to see him go, especially. Was very happy to see creepy killer clown smiling guy go. But I can't believe Luke is still in. Yes, he's gorgeous and looks like Orlando Bloom and has perfect hair. But I mean. Urgh, no, his Queen was not of the good.
But the girls, WTF. Even though her name is stupid and unpronouncable (and contains my name pronounced incorrectly!), I sort of loved Alexandrea. She was a good singer and she wore crazy outfits! I'm going to miss her insane outfits. And Alaina was my favorite of the blondes. Maybe because she has that gap between her front teeth, so it was always easy to tell which one she was. Kristi Lee needs to go. Homegirl is boring, has terrible fashion sense, and if I wanted another Carrie Underwood barbie doll, well... I would never want another one. One is enough, thanks.
Also, how the fuck did Amanda Overmeyer make it through? I just. I liked her, and then she murdered Kansas and I thought, "Sam and Dean are gunning for this girl right now. Maybe she's possessed! Quick, someone draw a Devil's Trap!" She certainly looked possessed. EEP.
3) Lost was kind of boring? Except now I have a crush on Daniel Faraday. Damnit.
4) JC was in bitch mode again last night. I can always tell when he's going to say something bad, because he starts out with, "Well, let me tell you what I liked..." It seems like he's really not enjoying himself on the show. I wonder if shit is going down outside the show and that's what's making him so pissy. Also, people should never dance to Ayo Technology. EVER. The only groups I really enjoyed last night were Kaba Modern (and JC's comments... which made me slightly uncomfortable because um... yes... the pelvic thrust comment...eeeeep) and Fysh n Chicks. Mainly I just like that Nelly Furtado song, though. The theme was kind of lame. Thriller next week!! EEE!!!!
5) I went to hip hop class for the first time in a month, and I hurt EVERYWHERE. Also, my knees are just giant bruises. Our combination was to 'Low', so now I have that fucking "apple bottom jeans" line stuck in my head. And I kind of like that song now. Anyway.
6) Big Brother... is possibly the worst Big Brother I've ever seen, due to all these people being incredibly dumb. It's sad when I think Unitard Jen is smarter than 90% of this house combined. They are so dumb, it's almost painful to watch. Especially with the second gay guy gone. Although every time I look at James, I think about his gay porn and how big his dick is, and that sort of makes the show less painful.
1) Danny Noriega continues to delight me, especially when he makes OMG faces and banters adorably with Simon in his "I'm a supergay teenager and that's how shit is nowadays, gramps" sort of way. Also, he looks like Jessica Alba. Only he's not annoying or ruining any movies the way she is.
2) So, normally I'm all, "You can't complain about something if you don't vote!" but when it comes to American Idol, I think I get an exemption. The guys I was kind of like--whatevs. I thought I would like Robbie solely because of Boyz-N-Girlz United, but it turns out he's kind of a douche (which means Britney probably DID fuck him.) So I wasn't sad to see him go, especially. Was very happy to see creepy killer clown smiling guy go. But I can't believe Luke is still in. Yes, he's gorgeous and looks like Orlando Bloom and has perfect hair. But I mean. Urgh, no, his Queen was not of the good.
But the girls, WTF. Even though her name is stupid and unpronouncable (and contains my name pronounced incorrectly!), I sort of loved Alexandrea. She was a good singer and she wore crazy outfits! I'm going to miss her insane outfits. And Alaina was my favorite of the blondes. Maybe because she has that gap between her front teeth, so it was always easy to tell which one she was. Kristi Lee needs to go. Homegirl is boring, has terrible fashion sense, and if I wanted another Carrie Underwood barbie doll, well... I would never want another one. One is enough, thanks.
Also, how the fuck did Amanda Overmeyer make it through? I just. I liked her, and then she murdered Kansas and I thought, "Sam and Dean are gunning for this girl right now. Maybe she's possessed! Quick, someone draw a Devil's Trap!" She certainly looked possessed. EEP.
3) Lost was kind of boring? Except now I have a crush on Daniel Faraday. Damnit.
4) JC was in bitch mode again last night. I can always tell when he's going to say something bad, because he starts out with, "Well, let me tell you what I liked..." It seems like he's really not enjoying himself on the show. I wonder if shit is going down outside the show and that's what's making him so pissy. Also, people should never dance to Ayo Technology. EVER. The only groups I really enjoyed last night were Kaba Modern (and JC's comments... which made me slightly uncomfortable because um... yes... the pelvic thrust comment...eeeeep) and Fysh n Chicks. Mainly I just like that Nelly Furtado song, though. The theme was kind of lame. Thriller next week!! EEE!!!!
5) I went to hip hop class for the first time in a month, and I hurt EVERYWHERE. Also, my knees are just giant bruises. Our combination was to 'Low', so now I have that fucking "apple bottom jeans" line stuck in my head. And I kind of like that song now. Anyway.
6) Big Brother... is possibly the worst Big Brother I've ever seen, due to all these people being incredibly dumb. It's sad when I think Unitard Jen is smarter than 90% of this house combined. They are so dumb, it's almost painful to watch. Especially with the second gay guy gone. Although every time I look at James, I think about his gay porn and how big his dick is, and that sort of makes the show less painful.