picspam: jc's questionable fashion choices
Now, making fun of Justin for tucking his jeans into his boots is fun, but honestly, lately, Justin gives me very little material to work with. So instead I need to turn to the Chasez, who embodies all that is mockable when it comes to his fashion choices. Pink pants tucked into boots, furry scarves (MULTIPLE), penis pants, naked lady pants, S&M vests... he just makes it so easy.
But not easy enough that I'd ever let him off the hook. BadSync, JC! Very BadSync.
From Sort of Revolting to Downright Pukerific: The Story of JC's Abusive Relationship with Fashion
aka, You Never Realized Lance Was Gay Because JC Was Always Standing Next to Him, Making Him Look Straight in Comparison
This isn't horrible. Until you notice that he's go a white tie on underneath all the rest of that white stuff. And that one of those white things is a sweater vest.
He almost makes it and then you notice the scarf around his neck that greatly resembles a cat tail. Also, it doesn't help him that everyone else is dressed normally.
OH NO, we're all going to be robbed! It's bandit!JC! Seriously though, this is just awful. JC, honey? Please to be never doing this again.
Mildly offensive t-shirt, check. Although, since he claims to be a Mennonite, maybe he doesn't mean it ironically. On the other hand, since he looks wasted out of his mind, it becomes ironic anyway.
Those are CAPRIS. I'm just saying. They are women's pants. But he also looks more adorable in them than anyone else ever, so I am willing to let it slide.
His sweater confounds me on every level. It has a dragon on it. I just, yeah, there's nothing overwhelmingly wrong with it, it's just hideous anyway. I don't know.
His shirt. It's just... there are laces? And it's sort of tent-like? I feel like Randy Jackson. I just don't get it, dawg.
Okay, this isn't the worst outfit in the world, but you know why I think that? Because Bobbee's is so hideous, it completely distracts me from noticing anything about JC's. Like, I don't understand what's going on in her chest area, and she's got on white lace gloves like it's 1984 or something. EEEP. At the same time, I secretly love how trashy she ALWAYS looks. Even walking down the street, she looks like a $10 hooker.
I... it's so WHITE. I know there's something awful going on with the jacket, but it's so white, I can barely look at this. It's 70s pornstar!JC. And that's somehow NOT a good thing when I look at it. HUH. In my mind, 70s pornstar!JC would be hot.
It's S&M!JC!!! With... a plaid shirt on underneath. You have to wonder, does he stand in front of his closet going, "Okay, what's going to match my awesome S&M vest? I know, PLAID!!" Because seriously, who looks at themselves in the mirror before the leave the hotel wearing that and STILL DECIDES TO GO?? Only JC. I admire his bravery.
He's dressed like my grandfather, if my grandfather were a British man from 1943 who liked really giant coats. I mean, try to ignore everyone else's hideous outfits (I know, it's difficult) and concentrate on JC. Well, his head looks gorgeous, at least. But that coat like, ate him or something. He's got it on his shoulders, but he's not actually wearing it? It's... so confusing.
Now he's really dressed like my grandfather. My alcoholic, gay grandfather. But that's on purpose because 30 is "old" or something. Also, I mostly included this for the Fab Chris. Not that Chris is looking particularly fab here, but we know he's fab on the inside, and he just really misses being NSYNC. *sadface*
I know this is terrible, but. I LOVE IT. He looks like his wardrobe threw up pepto-bismal on him instead of providing him with actual clothing. \0/
WHERE'S WALDO? I... this is so horrible. I can't defend this in any way. LOOK AT HIS JEANS. Urgh. BADSYNC, JC. BAD.
Whose poor, defenseless rug had to die to make JC's coat? I hope he was drunk when he chose this. It's inexcusable to wear something so obnoxiously awful.
NAKED LADY PANTS!!! (and let's not even discuss Lance's shirt. See? This is why people didn't realize Lance was gay. Because he's wearing this hideous paisley shirt thing that screams, "LOOKIT ME, I'M A FLAMER!" but he's also standing next to JC, who is wearing NAKED LADY PANTS. Soooo.)
♥ times a MILLION. This picture makes me SO HAPPY. Look at how gross and trashy they are! JC is wearing a pink satin shirt. Bobbee's dress and the fishnets...it's all so wonderful and awful. But the best part is that this is what they wore to Johnny's wedding. FTW.
He's so blindingly SHINY. Wow. It's just, you know. Very shiny.
JC's worst outfit ever in the history of the world. The fur, the tight pants that clearly show his hardon, the FUR. And there's Lance standing there literally declaring his flamingness in rhinestones, for fuck's sake, but no one hears his gay cries for attention because JC looks like such a hideous freak. I'm convinced JC saw what Lance was wearing and was all, "I need to take the heat off my boyfriend! If people think Lance is gay, NSYNC will be ruined forever! I know, I'll wear something really amazing to distract everyone and no one will notice how gay Lance is!"
And it worked.
Dear JC-
You are truly a unique and beautiful snowflake. I heart you.
love forever,
Andrea
But not easy enough that I'd ever let him off the hook. BadSync, JC! Very BadSync.
From Sort of Revolting to Downright Pukerific: The Story of JC's Abusive Relationship with Fashion
aka, You Never Realized Lance Was Gay Because JC Was Always Standing Next to Him, Making Him Look Straight in Comparison
This isn't horrible. Until you notice that he's go a white tie on underneath all the rest of that white stuff. And that one of those white things is a sweater vest.
He almost makes it and then you notice the scarf around his neck that greatly resembles a cat tail. Also, it doesn't help him that everyone else is dressed normally.
OH NO, we're all going to be robbed! It's bandit!JC! Seriously though, this is just awful. JC, honey? Please to be never doing this again.
Mildly offensive t-shirt, check. Although, since he claims to be a Mennonite, maybe he doesn't mean it ironically. On the other hand, since he looks wasted out of his mind, it becomes ironic anyway.
Those are CAPRIS. I'm just saying. They are women's pants. But he also looks more adorable in them than anyone else ever, so I am willing to let it slide.
His sweater confounds me on every level. It has a dragon on it. I just, yeah, there's nothing overwhelmingly wrong with it, it's just hideous anyway. I don't know.
His shirt. It's just... there are laces? And it's sort of tent-like? I feel like Randy Jackson. I just don't get it, dawg.
Okay, this isn't the worst outfit in the world, but you know why I think that? Because Bobbee's is so hideous, it completely distracts me from noticing anything about JC's. Like, I don't understand what's going on in her chest area, and she's got on white lace gloves like it's 1984 or something. EEEP. At the same time, I secretly love how trashy she ALWAYS looks. Even walking down the street, she looks like a $10 hooker.
I... it's so WHITE. I know there's something awful going on with the jacket, but it's so white, I can barely look at this. It's 70s pornstar!JC. And that's somehow NOT a good thing when I look at it. HUH. In my mind, 70s pornstar!JC would be hot.
It's S&M!JC!!! With... a plaid shirt on underneath. You have to wonder, does he stand in front of his closet going, "Okay, what's going to match my awesome S&M vest? I know, PLAID!!" Because seriously, who looks at themselves in the mirror before the leave the hotel wearing that and STILL DECIDES TO GO?? Only JC. I admire his bravery.
He's dressed like my grandfather, if my grandfather were a British man from 1943 who liked really giant coats. I mean, try to ignore everyone else's hideous outfits (I know, it's difficult) and concentrate on JC. Well, his head looks gorgeous, at least. But that coat like, ate him or something. He's got it on his shoulders, but he's not actually wearing it? It's... so confusing.
Now he's really dressed like my grandfather. My alcoholic, gay grandfather. But that's on purpose because 30 is "old" or something. Also, I mostly included this for the Fab Chris. Not that Chris is looking particularly fab here, but we know he's fab on the inside, and he just really misses being NSYNC. *sadface*
I know this is terrible, but. I LOVE IT. He looks like his wardrobe threw up pepto-bismal on him instead of providing him with actual clothing. \0/
WHERE'S WALDO? I... this is so horrible. I can't defend this in any way. LOOK AT HIS JEANS. Urgh. BADSYNC, JC. BAD.
Whose poor, defenseless rug had to die to make JC's coat? I hope he was drunk when he chose this. It's inexcusable to wear something so obnoxiously awful.
NAKED LADY PANTS!!! (and let's not even discuss Lance's shirt. See? This is why people didn't realize Lance was gay. Because he's wearing this hideous paisley shirt thing that screams, "LOOKIT ME, I'M A FLAMER!" but he's also standing next to JC, who is wearing NAKED LADY PANTS. Soooo.)
♥ times a MILLION. This picture makes me SO HAPPY. Look at how gross and trashy they are! JC is wearing a pink satin shirt. Bobbee's dress and the fishnets...it's all so wonderful and awful. But the best part is that this is what they wore to Johnny's wedding. FTW.
He's so blindingly SHINY. Wow. It's just, you know. Very shiny.
JC's worst outfit ever in the history of the world. The fur, the tight pants that clearly show his hardon, the FUR. And there's Lance standing there literally declaring his flamingness in rhinestones, for fuck's sake, but no one hears his gay cries for attention because JC looks like such a hideous freak. I'm convinced JC saw what Lance was wearing and was all, "I need to take the heat off my boyfriend! If people think Lance is gay, NSYNC will be ruined forever! I know, I'll wear something really amazing to distract everyone and no one will notice how gay Lance is!"
And it worked.
Dear JC-
You are truly a unique and beautiful snowflake. I heart you.
love forever,
Andrea