Fic: The Worst De-Virginizing Ever | cw rps | jensen/jared | adult

[phaballa]

The Worst De-Virginizing Ever

Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Adult
Comments: Written for madame_d, who requested a Chicagoland timestamp: Jared's first time on the bottom. I think this mostly stands alone, so you don't have to go back and read Chicagoland itself. Almost a year after Easy As Pie.

Comments

[causeways]

Every time I read something from this 'verse I end up making retarded gleeful noises, and this is definitely no different. The allergic reaction to gardenia! HOW AWESOME. I hope I've mentioned before that I love the domesticity of this 'verse, how everything isn't all about the high drama -- that Jared wakes up from napping on the couch and is like, "Hey, we should do this," rather than waiting for another Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks-movie perfect scene. So much love.

[phaballa]

Awww thank you! My brain kept resisting getting to the actual sex, which is why I think I ended up with so much... before part :P But yes. No drama! It's the No Drama Tour, featuring Jensen and Jared.

[mermaid4fic]

Oh, lovely. Great mix of humour, and schmoop, and hot sex - everything I want in a J2 fic!

[phaballa]

Thank you! I am... not good at writing sex scenes, so I was pretty nervous posting this :)

[balefully]

I ACTUALLY. JUST. TEARED UP. ;_;

BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING OH GOD CAPS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO COVEY MY JOY. :D! :D! :D!

[fromyourashes]

No way. YOUR ICON IS THE BEST THING EVER.

The end.

[balefully]

AHAHAHHAgsiodshnfj. It has a looooong and complicated history, involving the crafting of actual tinhats out of aluminum foil and strainers and baseball caps, transatlantic emails, and spam folders.

[fromyourashes]

*grins*

Totally worth it, darling. LOL.

[berrylicious877]

Ass devirginizing is simply the best term ever.

This was so fantastic. I absolutely loved this 'verse.

[phaballa]

Thank you! I quite like 'ass devirginizing' as well. I should trademark it :P

[fromyourashes]

Oh, gosh, so CUTE!!!!

[phaballa]

Heee, thank you!