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[phaballa]

Okay okay OMG, don't hate me, I can't help it. You must all go read this interview with US5 if you are still unsure as to why you should like them. The interview is on streaking, for some reason, and only concerns questions revolving around streaking:

TOTP: What about in preparation for the event - do you make any changes to your routine?

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[madame_d]

It's MANNEQUIN DAY! I forgot! Eeep! Yay!

Izzy: Yeah, you guys are getting pretty vulgar. I wouldn't even go that far.

Izzy. I like Izzy; Izzy can stay. He's funny.

[phaballa]

Izzy is great! He's sort of like. Like if Chris got lots of piercings and did fucked up things to his hair--oh, right. Well. He's sort of like Chris. Also, short. And apparently does not like discussion of Richie's BITS.

[madame_d]

oh, right. Well. He's sort of like Chris. Also, short.

*snort* So, he's like Chris? :D

And apparently does not like discussion of Richie's BITS.

There-there, Izzy. Richie's legal now, it's okay.

[phaballa]

And hey, Richie was legal a lot faster than Justin was!

[mandaspeaks]

I'm really interested in learning about the intra-band bathroom blowjoberry that you posted about earlier...any details?

[phaballa]

Oh gosh. Okay um, there's a picture in the comments of that post (which I am too lazy to go back and look at now, sorry!). So the official US5 party line is that Richie got sick and Jay took him to the bathroom to, uh, help him be sick or something. And THAT's what they were doing in the bathroom stall when some skeezy paparazzi took the picture.

Now, in the picture? Richie is sitting on the toilet and Jay's head is in his crotch area. And it really looks like it could be blowjobbery going on. But hey! Maybe Jay was really just helping Richie. By licking at his crotch.

[wendy]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[phaballa]

Wassup, Shitty? I mean, Shorty?

[wendy]

Not much fucker.

(You just like making me say fucker. Fucker.)

[turps33]

You and wistful_fever are evil enablers!

Thanks for the songs!

[phaballa]

We ARE :) *beams*