team fab chris!!

Aug 07, 2007 08:54

"I'm sorry, but Chris sounds fab. I'm on fab Chris's side. He sounds like just what you need, someone who's got at least half a brain."

Oh, OC from the Bitchy Barista AU, you are SO RIGHT.

So last night after hours and hours of vacuuming every vacuumable surface in my house, including my matress (twice) and almost breaking jacksonite's vacuum by accidentally vacuuming up a scarf (thank god I fixed it!), I watched the interviews with Chris Kirkpatrick, hereafter known only as Fab Chris.

Dear god, you guys, Chris looks fucking HOT. He went from... to be charitable because I am nice that way... very Puffy and Sad in February when they were filming to, well. Maybe even HOTTER than he ever was in Nsync yesterday. He looks like he lost a gillion pounds and his hair looks SO GREAT and ungh, omg, Fab Chris.

Dear Fab Chris-

If I didn't already want to have your babies because of your awesome house and your superior genetic awesomeness, now I would totally do you for free because you are SMOKING. And fab, clearly.
love,
Me

PS- Please to be continuing making jokes about being gay with Jeff Timmons at all costs. It's not as funny as when you say you and Lance are dating, or you've gotten JC pregnant, but it's still pretty great, if only for the look on Jeff's face.

PPS- Please to be continuing saying nice things about JC. You are a good friend, Fab Chris. Seriously, I would actually have your babies.

chris is my hero

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