school's back in session
Have just invented a sandwhich which sounded delicious in my head but am now having issues actually eating. I um. Put chocolate chips on a piece of bread (honey wheat, yum, and it was on sale) and then put that in the microwave and then put a layer of peanut butter on top of that. And like, okay, so it tastes really good. But then I start to feel sick and have to stop eating it.
Also, just realized that I am 26. TWENTY-SIX, y'all. I am old. I sort of want to die. But then I take a bite of my delicious/disgusting sandwhich and feel a little better.
Also, my mom sent me a "picture" of some internet guy who wants to date her, and it turned out to be a giant cock. And then she said I should put it in my blog with all the other crazy shit she does, so here I am, writing it down.
I maybe spent last night losing at poker while purposely torturing my friend's girlfriend by making her ridiculously jealous just because I can. Am horrible person. Made him a CD for his birthday knowing she would listen to it because she is the most jealous person I have ever met. Track listing included:
All Day Long I Dream About Sex - JC Chasez
SexyBack - JT
Come on Closer - Jem
Crazy - Gnarles Barkley
Toxic - Local H cover
Crazy in Love - Snow Patrol cover of Beyonce
Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love) - JC
Seniorita - JT
Everything You Want - JC
Hello Sunshine - ??something furry animals, I think
Some Powderfinger, just so there's at least something on the CD he will actually enjoy
Anyway, it's probably cruel to make a CD designed to drive someone's crazy girlfriend even more crazy, but what can I say, I suck, I'm a bad person, oh well. And then (ha!) she totally demanded that the entire party listen to the CD right then, when we were trying to play the great dalmudhi (sp?) pre-poker. And then she thought that ADIDAS was a TOOL song. Um. YEAH, that's the kind of girl she is.
She is very young. I am 26. Will probably die soon.
No, I'm not drunk. I feel a little drunk though, so maybe am sick. I also love everyone who gave me popslash recs and especially madame_d for being awesome. Going to watch porn now.
PS - During 'Seniorita' last night, Ryan (friend whose birthday it was) started singing the bit the girls are meant to sing. HA! Also, met very hot, very gay boy and discussed Clan of the Cave Bear. Was told that I must read Valley of the Horses because Jondalar apparently has gigantic cock and it's very racey. He seemed very fixated on Jondalar's dick. He also loves *nsync. So pretty, seriously. Then had the following conversation with him:
Me: So how do you know these people? *drools a little and tries not to perv too much, because he is obviously very gay*
GayBoy: I'm John's sister's boyfriend from Seatle.
Me: *manages to not exclaim how gay I think he is* So Jondalar's dick is huge, huh?
GB: Massive.
Also, just realized that I am 26. TWENTY-SIX, y'all. I am old. I sort of want to die. But then I take a bite of my delicious/disgusting sandwhich and feel a little better.
Also, my mom sent me a "picture" of some internet guy who wants to date her, and it turned out to be a giant cock. And then she said I should put it in my blog with all the other crazy shit she does, so here I am, writing it down.
I maybe spent last night losing at poker while purposely torturing my friend's girlfriend by making her ridiculously jealous just because I can. Am horrible person. Made him a CD for his birthday knowing she would listen to it because she is the most jealous person I have ever met. Track listing included:
All Day Long I Dream About Sex - JC Chasez
SexyBack - JT
Come on Closer - Jem
Crazy - Gnarles Barkley
Toxic - Local H cover
Crazy in Love - Snow Patrol cover of Beyonce
Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love) - JC
Seniorita - JT
Everything You Want - JC
Hello Sunshine - ??something furry animals, I think
Some Powderfinger, just so there's at least something on the CD he will actually enjoy
Anyway, it's probably cruel to make a CD designed to drive someone's crazy girlfriend even more crazy, but what can I say, I suck, I'm a bad person, oh well. And then (ha!) she totally demanded that the entire party listen to the CD right then, when we were trying to play the great dalmudhi (sp?) pre-poker. And then she thought that ADIDAS was a TOOL song. Um. YEAH, that's the kind of girl she is.
She is very young. I am 26. Will probably die soon.
No, I'm not drunk. I feel a little drunk though, so maybe am sick. I also love everyone who gave me popslash recs and especially madame_d for being awesome. Going to watch porn now.
PS - During 'Seniorita' last night, Ryan (friend whose birthday it was) started singing the bit the girls are meant to sing. HA! Also, met very hot, very gay boy and discussed Clan of the Cave Bear. Was told that I must read Valley of the Horses because Jondalar apparently has gigantic cock and it's very racey. He seemed very fixated on Jondalar's dick. He also loves *nsync. So pretty, seriously. Then had the following conversation with him:
Me: So how do you know these people? *drools a little and tries not to perv too much, because he is obviously very gay*
GayBoy: I'm John's sister's boyfriend from Seatle.
Me: *manages to not exclaim how gay I think he is* So Jondalar's dick is huge, huh?
GB: Massive.