Holy SHIT, Veronica Mars.
Okay but seriously, not everything is about Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Some things are, in fact, about Veronica Mars. Holy CRAP I was not expecting that in any way possible, ever. And Jacob was like, "Come on Andrea, you know Beaver is fucked up, we kind of think he raped Veronica at that party, and Woody Goodman totally molested him," but I never thought he blew up the fucking bus, OMG.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay. Okay. I need to calm down. But like. That SCENE on the roof, that fucking scene with the plane getting blown up and Veronica collapsing and crying and ME crying because omg, KEITH, and then Logan! LOGAN. How I love Logan ridiculous amounts. "You're not a killer." ERG I totally expected him to take the gun from her and shoot Cassidy.
"He killed my father. HE RAPED ME." Oh my god, y'all. I cannot even PROCESS.
Thank fuck Keith is not dead. And that Logan is a hotass again, all saving the day. And it turns out Dick isn't as horrible as we thought, or at least HE'S not the one who molested Cassidy. Poor Mac, she will never ever have sex now.
Jackie has a KID. Holy crap. And um, thank god Aaron is dead. And also, that Duncan set it up. I like that it looks like Charisma gets to stay on for next season. Maybe she's kicked that nasty coke habit and can be trusted to remember her lines now. The only thing that would make this show cooler is some Ackles. Or some JDM. GET OUT OF THE CAR, DEAN.
Sorry sorry. Okay. yes I am completely crazy right now and I need to watch that AGAIN but seriously. Keith. So, no New York? What was SO important that you'd abandon your daughter like that? It must be something pretty awesome.
In conclusion, everyone loves Veronica, because she is a badass. BUT, where will Veronica be going to college? What will happen to the gang now? How ironic that MEG's parents were the ones who put up the reward for Woody, when they abuse their own kid like no one's business. And what about the loose end of Sherrif Lamb? I was pretty sure he was a Woody victim at some point because of his reaction to Meg's parents being horribly evil, but then it never really came up again. And what about Weevil?? He cannot go down for Thumper's murder. Not that they have a body...
Oh lord. How the fuck am I ever going to write a Veronica Mars/SPN crossover of awesomeness NOW??