Fic: The Death of a Soul, A Blowjob Beneath a Table, and the Rain of Toads that Followed (H/D, Adult

[phaballa]

Title: The Death of a Soul, A Blowjob Beneath a Table, and the Rain of Toads That Followed
Author: phaballa
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco; also featuring a Very Depressed and Tragic Snape, and a Somewhat Harried, Often Frustrated Remus
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or his associates. That happy right belongs to JK Rowling, etc.
Warnings:

Comments

[anonymous]

Oh my God, this was, quite possibly, one of the single most entertaining crack!fics I've read in . . . ever. I absolutely ADORE it and I laughed quite a bit, which is no mean feat considering I'm sick as a dog and laughing kind of hurts.

Anyway, good times, great fic, loved it!

[siren_mage]

It would really help if I were to log in, too, when leaving reviews.

*headdesk*

[phaballa]

Haha, that's okay! I replied above :)

[phaballa]

Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it despite being sick. Don't laugh too hard, and maybe drink some orange juice. Or zinc, I hear zinc makes people better :P

[rolling_scone]

LMAO. This is the most amusing thing I have read in a while. Just, so incredibly insane and slightly awkward-crack fics rule. *hearts*

[phaballa]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. Insane... that's a pretty good word for it :P

[drusillas_rain]

I read this earlier today, but wanted to come back and leave a comment. I enjoyed this immensley, and thought it an interesting coincidence that I just watched Magnolia a few days ago.

*memories*

[phaballa]

Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoy it, and are one of the few people I've met who actually have watched Magnolia willingly :P

[complete]

I'm adding you because of this just so you know an all..

[phaballa]

Cheers :)

[basilthehamster]

i love the magnolia reference. such a great movie. did anyone else catch that?

[phaballa]

The whole thing is based on Magnolia and the last lines are actually FROM the film, so yeah :P Although surprisingly few people have actually seen it, which is a shame...

[basilthehamster]

yeah, i know, i guess i phrased that wrong.

[basilthehamster]

you left out my favorite part tho - when the mother and claudia are in the appartment and it starts raining frogs and then it closes in on a picture (painted by none other than the amazingly talented fiona apple) and it says "but it did happen." i think perhaps it would have been better if snape had been denying he did anything wrong to draco (as his movie counterpart did). but... it did happen. ;)